Doopliss2008

Do you even computer bro?

http://imgur.com/a/ivQfv?gallery science.

If you drink too much alphabet soup, one will have a large vowel movement later.

A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 5kg weight loss program. The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign around her neck.. She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss company. The sign reads, "If you can catch me, you can have me." Without a second thought, he takes off after her. A few miles later puffing and puffing, he finally gives up. The same girl shows up for the next four days and the same thing happens. On the fifth day, he weighs himself and is delighted to find he has lost 5kg as promised. He calls the company and orders their 5-day/10kg program. The next day there's a knock at the door and there stands the most stunning, beautiful, sexy woman he has ever seen in his life. She is wearing nothing but Reebok running shoes and a sign around her neck that reads, "If you catch me you can have me". Well, he's out the door after her like a shot. This girl is in excellent shape and he does his best, but no such luck. So for the next four days, the same routine happens with him gradually getting in better and better shape. Much to his delight on the fifth day when he weighs himself, he discovers that he has lost another 10kg as promised. He decides to go for broke and calls the company to order the 7-day/25kg program. "Are you sure?" asks the representative on the phone. "This is our most rigorous program." "Absolutely," he replies, "I haven't felt this good in years." The next day there's a knock at the door; and when he opens it he finds a huge muscular guy standing there wearing nothing but pink running shoes and a sign around his neck that reads, "If I catch you, you are mine." He lost 33 kilos that week.

You know what will be really nice? Nintendo and Valve teaming up so if you have an indie game on one account, you can get it in the other.

IMHO get more ram

I just want to see them go through the team magma/aqua tele system.

Was I the only person that liked using the wagon for kirby air ride?

Ill give you a couple for free.

As I said, I choose to remain semi-aligned with comeau, but Ill sell splash healing potions II to anyone if they want some.

The land of Dooplande chooses to remain neutral for the conflict, but would gladly supply food and/or potions to any team that needs them.

I need some diamond.

I guess its time to instate moderators than, eh binary?

3DS, DSlite, and a old SP that got stolen by a jerkbag years ago. (I have the DS's, just the gameboy got stolen)

powersuits 5powersuits.

In layman's terms: MinMaxing.

Its hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally. What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question? Einstein, Newton, and Pascal was playing a game of hide and seek, it was Einsteins turn to be it, so he closes his eyes and counts to 10. Pascal hides, but Newton simply drew a square on the ground and stood in the center. When he reached to, Einstein shouted "Ready or not, here I come!", he turns around and immediately spots Newton. "HA, I found you!" said Einstein . Newton smiled and said "You didn't find me, you found a Newton over a square meter, you found Pascal!"

U w0t m8. Braixen is the cutest.

Stop stealing my farm animals dammit.

Im taking any and all saplings, just putting it out there.