Batty Batterson

It's crazy how little effort they put into this. They didn't bother hiring somebody to voice the new character (who's really dumb and annoying but that's besides the point), the new pistol is ANOTHER GLOCK, the knife is a reskinned URSA with the blade of the Krieger, Akimbo is trash and the rest of the Hitman deck is garbage. Oh, and the "teaser" is just a clip from the movie that has nothing to do with payday. Some of the new mods are actually really good though and can be used with other pistols.

I doubt it. The Big Bank trailer was similar to how it is in game because it wasn't live action. I am pretty curious as to how the breakout heist will work though.

Wow, the demo was kind of nothing. A few battles against much weaker pokemon and then it just ends. I don't get why it lets you walk around Mossdeep even though all of the houses are locked and there's nothing to do. Seeing Mega-Sceptile in action was pretty cool though, I guess.

"John and Chains know each other from before as they used to be in the military together." That is the laziest tie-in I've ever seen.

Fuck. Just imagine two people who look exactly like each other.

Crimefest predictions, v.III: Coulrophobia: The other 2 clown masks (update) State of the Art: Art Gallery heist (update) King of the Jungle: ??? Birthday Miracle: ??? Only one of the last two can be updates assuming I'm right about the first two so I don't really know what they'll be. EDIT: Keanu Reeves kinda looks like Bobblehead Bob:

I'm pretty sure I signed up for the newsletter but I haven't gotten an email.

What if the femheister isn't actually a new heister but a perk deck that turns you into a woman?

I don't see what's wrong with more sunglasses. 1. You have to EARN your sunglasses. 2. What's wrong with the ones we already have?

Some asshole from some movie as a heister is fucking dumb, especially if it's Keanu Reaves. A new pistol is exciting, as long as it isn't shit. Akimbo is pretty exciting too but everybody just assumed that would be for old hox. And why the hell do we need more sunglasses? JW just gets a perk deck, not a skill tree. That's what it sounds like at least.

Oldhox skill tree (and perk deck) confirmed. Also new melee weapon. And it kind of sounds like either old hox or new hox will get a new name.

If they do stack, it might make the .50 cal ammo efficient. If you want to spend all your time reloading that is.

They fucked up big time with the armor changes.

Now we REALLY need Akimbo.

Holy shit every perk deck has the 25% headshot bonus that easily balances out everything else.

Wow, I dunno about this. I'll have to take a better look later but most of these changes seem kinda shitty.

I just backed them up and got rid of D so now I have around twice the space on my primary partition as I did before. Great.

Is this stuff important? And if so is it possible to move it to C so I can get rid of D altogether?

Yeah I only have one.

See More Sight > Solar Sight.

The fact that the triangles aren't all the same is bugging me.

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