Batty Batterson

We crashed the server. I got this cool screenshot though.

I'd be up for this. An expedition to find a jungle would be cool, but it would require everybody involved be online at the same time which would be hard to do. I've been working on building more roads. They currently lack lighting though so if somebody could work on that it would be much appreciated.

Look what I found (it's not a jungle)! I got some blaze rods but didn't find any nether wart.

If I have farmland with wheat/potatoes/carrots growing on it underground, and above it is glass, and above the glass is water, and above the water is the sun, will the plants grow any slower than if the water wasn't there?

The Big Earner should be changed to "+100% cloak on successful backstab"

This is the saddest thing I have ever seen. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QTLHAXopdDM

Pretty much all of Burgrr's meaties are adorable. Here's a few of them:

If you go to the main page of burgrr.com between midnight and 1:00 AM, this little guy shows up.

I would love a caving partner. Caves are fricken dangerous. Hell yeah mane, can you and my rusty ass give that a go in an hour or so? Mm, not a great time. In fact, tonight's probably not a great night. Well, maybe later, we'll see.

I would love a caving partner. Caves are fricken dangerous.

Well I way about 2/3 to the village and it was night when I got a massive lag spike and the game froze. When it unfroze I had been killed by a zombie. There goes all of my potatoes, carrots, and my gold horse armor.

Save the villagers. I can make a Villager Breeder and an Iron Golem farm in the future. Why would I kill villagers? I'm a little over halfway to the village now. I found another much closer village on the way which I looted. If anybody needs carrots or potatoes for starting a farm I'd be more than willing to share some.

Sleeping in a bed makes /home teleport you there. Also, I found a village on the map. Coords are 3828,whatever,-15227. Ridiculously far from spawn, but I'm going to try to go there later.

I've had my current keyboard since I built my computer two years ago. At the time I just got the cheapest functional-looking keyboard I could find because I realized at the last second that I needed a keyboard. It's time to replace this piece of crap. I want to get something nice, but no too expensive. And probably mechanical.

I'm guessing it's too late but it would've been cool if you'd saved a replay of the battles. From now on can people try to do this?

I think I definitely get the "most deaths" award.

Yes.

Why is the last post on this thread always me. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ggvpJubRF54

I got a potato from a zombie while spelunking but then my internet died and when I came back I had died so I tried to find my stuff but failed but in the process I found 6 diamonds so I guess that's alright.

Oh hey I should do this on my laptop too. THEUIKROWFOJUPEDOERTHELAYDOG By the way I went with the Corsair keyboard.

I would be 1000% okay with this.