Batty Batterson

no.

wow, what the fuck.

Hatred seems like it could be pretty fun but the overall tone of the game will probably keep me from playing it. It's pretty shitty that steam removed it from greenlight so quickly though.

This auction shit makes absolutely no sense. The top bids on most games are higher than the full price of the games themselves. Example: CS:GO is a $15 game. The top bid for it is around 206000 gems. Selling that many gems on the community market would get you around $140. Most games aren't quite that ridiculous, but people are still paying more than they're worth. This is the opposite of how steam sales are supposed to work. Edit: The person with the top bid on CSGO already owns CSGO. What the fuck is happening.

You're missing Snatch. http://i.4cdn.org/vg/1418566538156.webm

Oy vey. Still excited for the heist though. The museum looks pretty big actually. And hopefully there'll be other stuff to steal for extra ducats.

Hm, cards are worth a lot less than emoticons and backgrounds for gem conversion despite being more valuable in actual money. Some cards I have which are worth up to 20-ish cents are only worth around 10 gems each but the 3-cent emoticons were worth 80-100 gems each. If I wasn't at market capacity for the year I'd turn all my cards into shitty emoticons.

Looks like Slugworth.

Well there are 100 copies of each game in the auction and I assume they won't let the same person get the same game more than once. It'll probably be more lively by monday but there are like 5 games I actually want that only have a couple of low bids on them.

Well at least I can get rid of all the emoticons and backgrounds that were too worthless to sell on the community market.

Literally LotR.

Well.

Yeah Absol's catch rate is terrible. My only nuzlocke attempt ended because I got swept by a wild Absol.

Not quite a duck. Gullywash and Manor have ducks hidden around the map, though.

I guess the map got axed too.

I think I've heard about that guy. He has the largest collection of dongs on the planet, right? Yep.

I watched a documentary yesterday called The Final Member about an Icelandic man trying to collect a human penis. It's on netflix, I highly recommend it.

This is the most disgusting thing I've ever seen.

The Tommy Gun is good. It's a nice middle-point between the Skorpion and the Tec-9. Good accuracy with 27.5 damage and plenty of ammo. The heist is cool too, I have a feeling the amount of coke available is random so beating overkill's high score will probably be 100% luck.

The fact that it's even possible to get that many is incredible. Should be easy enough on overkill too.

Oh nice.

Windwaker Ganondorf would be fantastic.

It'll be