Verumae

magickus pmed me on steam saying something about bennett (his real name) and asking if he could call me on steam he was doing a dumb voice and pretending to be his own older brother and saying he felt bad for tarnishing his younger brother's reputation and that magickus killed himself back in february and that stuff he kept asking if I knew magickus and I kept saying no and he lost it when I started going on about how gnome players have huge penises and stopped pretending to be his older brother

I need to get a job but I can't really have one right now because I have a massive second degree burn on my leg that needs regular care, I won't be able to drive there because I'm taking oxycodone and fuck I forgot drug testing was even a thing

jraphics interchange format* does anyone know if there's a way to use the markdown/plain text editor on the new forum? I just liked it more

​magickus literally just posted a meme and kicked everyone from the steam group and said "trolled" a few times then got banned or s/t and edited his thing to a porn gif I think that's it?

HA! GOTIIIM!

I was just in the hospital for three nights because I spilled boiling water on myself why couldn't I have burned myself in a medical marijuana state

a year ago today he gave himself for our sins

how do I update my status? also add me on snap: verumae

witty's avatar always looks like the shitty drawing of sonic to me when I look at it closely I can make out the weird guy from the gorillaz or whatever but just seeing the eyes and the mouth makes it look like sonic

i just saw neutral milk hotel bow to your meme lord

as of yesterday morning I am officially NEET

​ did you consider the possibility that it's a good tattoo and just an ugly child?

​why the fuck would you do that on a private server, that's literally the worst way to do it. ​the worst way to do it is experiencing post-cataclysmic azeroth this is the only way

a year ago I couldn't run a quarter mile without stopping, I'm up to about 20 miles a week and I'm training for a triathlon with that said, wisdom bomb incoming: there is no better feeling in the world than having the legs of the girl you love wrapped around your head except experiencing azeroth for the first time https://en.nostalrius.org/

I was expecting something different in this thread today is the biggest day in the meme world you guys have big plans for tonight?

today is the big day

modern gasoline has a substantial ethanol content that is prone to degradation at much more advanced rates if you find a can of gas that has been sitting (and not explicitly preserved) for six months in an apocalypse and try to put it in your car, chances are you're going to fuck something up

I have a chromebook running debian it weighs 2.6 pounds

it took so long to kick in that I thought my guy fucked me after about an hour I started feeling giggly I spent about two hours just fucking around, it was very serene but I wasn't able to appreciate visual stimuli and music like I thought I would be able to after about three hours I started to reach peak, I took off my shirt and shoes and went on a run around campus that was probably the best experience of my life I felt like a bloodhound that had just been let loose, my only goal was to hunt there was no school, no society, no law, only the hunt I got back and was hanging off of a bench, still nearly naked, behind my dorm when one of my friends called me and talked me into going inside I played a few games of dota that were unbelievably intense, every kill was satisfying and every death was horrifying I kept throwing off my clothes because I thought I was an animal and putting them back on when I got cold I took the tab at 9:00 PM and it ended around noon the next day I only wanted to kill, fuck and eat and it was just an incredible experience overall

I dropped acid last night holy shit

Anyone else really looking forward to Dota 2 public beta opening up? I've been trying to get a key for a while but I've had no luck. At this point I've just given up, but wow I'm ready to play. I've been playing a lot of proper WC3 dota recently (even though League of Legends is objectively the best MOBA ever made), but I have faith that Valve's port is going to make the game better in every way. There is no way they can possibly fuck it up, largely because Valve is a respectable company that puts their users before profits, unlike EA. I've also been playing a lot of TF2, CS 1.6, SMNC, and Tribes: Ascend recently. I can't believe that the shooter genre is doing so well right now. What have you guys been up to?