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Sup guys, tales from Le Ebin Trole xD: He tried to say that Magickus commited suicide back in January, and that the person being a dickwad, and speaking, was his brother. He provided no proof, his story was full of holes, and ultimately I told him to go fuck himself, and that if he was his brother, he was a terrible fucking person, and if he was magickus, he had become a terrible fucking person. Highlights, taken from a chat with Witty:

#TeamNeil #neverforget;-;7

​Dam. That's okay, I can mod Bethesda games, so I'll just add your house and piss on your corpse after the game's release.

thepatriarchyisreal

​Why does she want you to go to a JW convention? An ill-advised attempt at converting you? ​Yes. Should point out that she's fairly devout, and Jehova's believe if you're pious and follow Christ you are resurrected and get to live forever in the new kingdom under god, whereas if you don't you literally just stay dead. They don't believe in hell. So, really, she just wants to spend a peaceful eternity with me, so I can't hate her for it.

​we'll have to make due with substitute trole posts: le h-hey guys le memes le heh u got le trole... ​fixed

​I'd hit Huff. ​u wish bb ​with a rake ​because my hotness is unbeleafable ​You really went out on a limb, there. Might as well just give up and leaf, you're barking up the wrong tree.

​I'd hit Huff. ​u wish bb ​with a rake

WITNESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS on that note, my grandmother is a Jehova's Witness and she wants me to go to a convention this weekend. Should I go just to shout "WITNESS MEEEEEE" in the middle of the convention? I'm pretty sure I'd ruin my relationship with my grandmother, but it might be worth it for a guaranteed entry into Valhalla.

​I'd hit Huff.

WITNESS ME

Could we finally have a gamepad that trumps the 360 controller?

Welp

​Simon why didn't you tell me you were actually mah nigga ​But, I thought jesus was your nigga.

​There's nothing saying it's on Gamebryo. By slightly more polished Gamebryo he means the Creation Engine which Bethesda cobbled together for Skyrim. It's most likely it's on that, if not something else.

​here's one ​ lelelelel so edgy 2funi

inb4 Brain finds a reason to shit on it

Friendly reminder that if you don't vote McCarthy, you're a dirty stinking communist hippie. (◕‿◕✿)

​sell crack ​cook meth don't put sode ​fuck me, we needed those cooks

​sell crack

interview tiiiiiiime

It's likely I'll be getting an interview for a bike thief computer repair/services position! I DEMAND ALL OF THE LUCK. Also, I've had both of my wheels and my chain stolen before, Huff. I ended up having to send the bike home with my grandma, since it used to be my Grandpa's. This town has a lot of bike users so there's a lot of shady shit going down. Doesn't help that the building I live in is sandwiched between two bike stores (one is retail, the other is a charity/community thing)

Oh wow, hadn't heard of Nuclear Throne. Wish I had the money, but damn. I don't think I've seen another game with 98% positive rating on Steam.

​I now have a strong opinion about your refusal to pick some at random.