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​we'll have to make due with substitute trole posts: le h-hey guys le memes le heh u got le trole... ​fixed

​I'd hit Huff. ​u wish bb ​with a rake ​because my hotness is unbeleafable ​You really went out on a limb, there. Might as well just give up and leaf, you're barking up the wrong tree.

​I'd hit Huff. ​u wish bb ​with a rake

WITNESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS on that note, my grandmother is a Jehova's Witness and she wants me to go to a convention this weekend. Should I go just to shout "WITNESS MEEEEEE" in the middle of the convention? I'm pretty sure I'd ruin my relationship with my grandmother, but it might be worth it for a guaranteed entry into Valhalla.

​I'd hit Huff.

WITNESS ME

Could we finally have a gamepad that trumps the 360 controller?

Welp

​Simon why didn't you tell me you were actually mah nigga ​But, I thought jesus was your nigga.

​There's nothing saying it's on Gamebryo. By slightly more polished Gamebryo he means the Creation Engine which Bethesda cobbled together for Skyrim. It's most likely it's on that, if not something else.

​here's one ​ lelelelel so edgy 2funi

inb4 Brain finds a reason to shit on it

Friendly reminder that if you don't vote McCarthy, you're a dirty stinking communist hippie. (◕‿◕✿)

​sell crack ​cook meth don't put sode ​fuck me, we needed those cooks

​sell crack

interview tiiiiiiime

It's likely I'll be getting an interview for a bike thief computer repair/services position! I DEMAND ALL OF THE LUCK. Also, I've had both of my wheels and my chain stolen before, Huff. I ended up having to send the bike home with my grandma, since it used to be my Grandpa's. This town has a lot of bike users so there's a lot of shady shit going down. Doesn't help that the building I live in is sandwiched between two bike stores (one is retail, the other is a charity/community thing)

Oh wow, hadn't heard of Nuclear Throne. Wish I had the money, but damn. I don't think I've seen another game with 98% positive rating on Steam.

​I now have a strong opinion about your refusal to pick some at random.

​Worse than communists? That sounds like something a red would say, Ivan.

Alright, he's inexperienced so I don't fault him for not knowing.

Pffft, half of the people who chose Jack Daniels probably aren't even old enough to drink.

It's 3.5, and I don't know if his HP was 10. I was guessing. The DM said "you guys literally did just enough damage to kill him," when talking about it later on. ​He was possessed and had tried to kill us. As soon as he was "released" he fell to the floor crying. Using "my character is a drunken asshole" as an excuse, I decided I was going to kick him while he was down in retaliation since I failed a reflex check at the start (with a 1) and was knocked unconscious for half of the encounter. I actually said "I'm going to kick him in the side" but somehow I ended up kicking him in the head. I think the DM fucked up. Anyway, it was accidental since I hadn't intended to kill him. The Barbarian had a higher initiative, did his damage, and I decided to continue with my kick since I had already planned it and didn't think kicking him in the side would kill him. :shrug: Instead of any information we could've gotten from him, our Rogue and Druid took some strange ash from his corpse, so we'll see what happens with that. I'm a Lawful Evil Ranger Half-Elf, by the way.

​...How do you accidentally kick someone? Literally the only way to hit someone is to say "I hit that guy". Plus even if you did somehow do it, it should have dealt nonlethal damage, which is HIGHLY unlikely to result in death (you need to deal roughly DOUBLE the damage normally required to kill someone). I think your GM is just fucking with you. ​Our Barbarian had hit him in the head with a mace just before I kicked him. He did 6, I did 4, guy's HP was 10.