Idiot Cube

dafuq are you guys doin'? 15/15

My gripe was that Having done both the good and bad endings, I have to agree with you. Now I must rest, for tomorrow the next crippled schoolgirl to swoon for my save-scumming quick wit and charm will be... ...eh, fuck it, let's go for Kenji.

I don't get why you guys hate Shizune so much. So far she seems pretty freakin' adorable.

The one where we don't have to worry about timezones and wildly varied schedules preventing more than three people from being available at a time.

I got the good ending. I am best boyfriend. Now onward to Shizune!

*sigh* Your air of superiority reminds me of a younger me. A few days younger, specifically. Go on back to your simple, straightforward, crippled-schoolgirl-free life. I wish I could join you.

haha, oh boy...

It's like empathizing with a character in a book, I suppose. A book where every page has a picture of the characters in the current scene, and it briefly becomes a choose-your-own-adventure book at certain points. So...I guess this means I've been converted. I just had to stop thinking of it as a game and start thinking of it as a book. I'll be honest...I've never felt this much empathy for an arrangement of pixels on a screen before. Heck, it's been a while since an actual book hit me this hard. I'm still looking forward to boning her though.

Yeah.

So Emi's legs are wearing out but she refuses to admit it, I made her see the nurse, she called me, and then I had to stop there because real life beckoned. And now I'm feeling genuine worry. Motherfuck, what have you guys done to me.

Everyman for himself. Alliances come from diplomacy. Allies of Cubeland get unlimited free cookies~!

Blade Symphony is deserted. I never saw anyone in any servers. Also there's no tutorial or single player game of any kind. I wouldn't bother if I were you.

I guess I'm in, but I haven't played an awful lot. If it's going to be a "let's all see who can fuck their shit up in the most fantastic way" game then I'd be more than happy to join.

Mental note: Get the bad ending and tell Corv all about it.

Especially after the nurse gave me a stern reminder about how I should be taking the exercising thing more seriously or I would PROBABLY DIE. But yeh, Emi's pretty cute. Like I said...

And then suddenly I'm doing Emi's route. *shrug* Could be worse, I guess.

Blackmail only works about half of the time. This is one of those times. nah

I dun wanna I has da sniffles

Rin kinda annoys me anyway. It's like she's trying to creep me out.

maaaaybe~

I should've realized you were just messing with me, but I was still kinda cheesed off at Guy for telling me which girls I should and shouldn't be attempting to bone. This caused some excess cheese-off to spill over onto you. I really am trying to approach this with an open mind, but I can't get into it if someone's telling me what to do all the time. Shizune seems like the easy route for first-timers, so I want to start with that one and then maybe progress to more challenging ones. I don't mind letting you guys joke about best/worstgirls, but I'm not going to acknowledge any "advice" until I've had at least one organic playthrough.

Nicely done. I am quite jelly. So apparently if you get a Pokemon to full affection with Pokemon-Amie, this can happen. ;u; CURSES I'VE BEEN FOILED BY THE POWER OF LOOOOOOOVE

And here I was gaining respect for you, Cube. Oh, I'm sorry. I'm sorry I'm not playing your crippled schoolgirl dating sim the way you wanted me to. Y'know I could just stop here. I could draw stick figure animations of me boning a deaf chick, I don't need to put up with this shit.

Shizune's route is well known for being the worst plot-wise, but the best bone-time-wise. Excellent.