I'll have to invite you to the SPUF CounterStrike group one day so we can all shit around in terribleness.
I'm fairly sure that Jordax, Davjo, and Magickus are the best ones here at CS. I'm pretty shit because I know all these good smokes and flashes and other strategies, but I can't act them out. Honestly, when you're unranked, most people are going to try to run really shitty strats. People will run around with Bizons and Tec-9s, trying to rush into A through short without smoking off mid all while swinging around corners with grenades in hand, being complete bait for any competent CT.
You flatten me, but really, I am pretty shite at Counter-Strike on most maps, like both Dusts, Aztec, or generally every map that requires to not have spaghettiarms-tier aim with Sniper Rifles. I can do okay on some maps, but in general, I am relieved that I am Nova 1 rank, as most of the time, I do not do that well at all. Oh, and I like SMGs and the Tec-9. Sorry to burst your bubble.