Arm the Homeless

What the ♥♥♥♥ did you just clicked, you little ♥♥♥♥♥? I’ll have you know I farmed experience on Rats DW, and I’ve been involved in numerous stealth missions, and I have over 8.000.000 cash. I am trained in picklocking and I’m the best Mastermind in my team. You are nothing to me but just another cop. I will wipe you the ♥♥♥♥ out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this game, mark my ♥♥♥♥ing words. You think you can get away with kicking me from the game? Think again, ♥♥♥♥er. As we speak I am contacting my crime network of heisters across the DC and your safehouse is being traced right now so you better prepare for the heist, maggot. The heist that takes the precious little thing you call money. You’re ♥♥♥♥ing dead, noob. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my weapon butt. Not only am I extensively trained in melee combat, but I have access to the Gage's arsenal and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ♥♥♥ off the face of the Steam, you little ♥♥♥♥. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” kick was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ♥♥♥♥ing finger. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ idiot. I will ♥♥♥♥ing noscope you with Thanatos. You’re ♥♥♥♥ing dead, kiddo. On a side note, apparently Overkill disabled Hoxhud since it was messing up Diamond heist by completely breaking the puzzles

The diamond's cursed after all, and we got the curse of shit DLC and empty wallets

stop giving me more shit to add to my list/10

>tfw no skill run achievement is named tabula rasa which means blank slate

I say we don't go into the future and go back to using cassette tapes and floppy disks.

The parody "First Person Lover" has fucking Get Right on board with them. Where do I go to directly give him all my skins?

New Starbomb's ready for pre-order

It's suddenly a fighter pilot's gas mask. The Light Assault C4 bricks will block out the sun

Suddenly smurfing has put a lot more on the line

I really regret not watching it as it aired.

It has ear stalks too

Reggie, does the 3DS have adjustable FoV if you didn't download it?

tenacious d is always good

Or you can just go here If someone here hasn't watched Heat, we need to do that

Obligatory Ray Sipe

inb4 Clover skill tree/perk deck is DLC exclusive

mass exodus to Payday the Heist when?

This year's been a good one for 3DS emulation. First Cubic Ninja and now the first booting of a commercial game.

What if Bobblehead Bob is the same guy that saw what happened at Go Bank

What's with all the Press R to Restart stuff I keep seeing on the Reddit?