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On a dark Dire side lane, cooldown in my hair Warm smell of creep score, rising up through the air Up ahead in the distance, I saw a shimmering light My clicks grew heavy and my sight grew dim I had to stop for the night There she stood by the tower; I heard the First Blood bell And I was thinking to myself, "This could be Heaven or this could be Hell" Then she lit up a candle and she showed me the way There were voices down the middle lane, I thought I heard them say... Welcome to the Defense of the Ancients Such a lovely place (Such a lovely place) Such a lovely face Plenty of room at the Defense of the Ancients Any time of year (Any time of year) You can find it here Her skills are Tiffany-twisted, she got the Heart of Tarrasque She got a lot of pretty, pretty stuns that she calls Cask How they dance through the heroes, sweeeeet dota skills. Some play to remember, some play to forget So I called up the Kunkka, "Please bring me my whine" He said, "We haven't had that spirit here since nineteen sixty nine" And still those voices are calling from far away, Wake you up in the middle of the night Just to hear them say... Welcome to the Defense of the Ancients Such a lovely place (Such a lovely place) Such a lovely face They livin' it up at the Defense of the Ancients What a nice surprise (what a nice surprise) Bring your alibis Mirrors on the ceiling, The pink champagne on ice And she said "We are all just heroes here, of our own device" And in the Dire's Ancient, They gathered for the feast They gank it with their spells and nukes, But they just can't kill the beast Last thing I remember, I was Running for the door I had to find the passage back To the place I was before "Relax," said the Tiny, "We are programmed to receive. You can ragequit any time you like, But you just can't never leave!"

~~=*INTERMISSION*=~~ --------------- There, now you can continue being cynical fucks.