Davjo_

100% Orange Juice has one of the most hilarious RNGs I have ever seen. Someone uses a card that gurantees 6 rolls for the entire round of his and manages to somehow die to me. Then 2 rounds later I die to an underpowered character (combat-wise) because he rolls a 6 and me a 1. Still a fun game.

I killed the camguy, I think that is somewhat necessary, isn't it?

So I have been trying to play some heists in pubs. Here is a list of how I got kicked out of various games: For using a pager in Shadow Raid DW For using the FAMAS in a Transport DW For not having ECM Overdrive skilled in Big Bank DW For "tripping the alarm" despite still being at the van in concealment mode on GO Bank DW For dieing to a cloaker in Firestarter Overkill What the hell?

But... What about the GL/Paintrain taunt fitting with the explosions? What about the unexpected getaways when taunting in general? WHAT ABOUT THE FLIP TAUNTS THAT THREW YOU MILES AWAY?

Spoiler http://cloud-4.steampowered.com/ugc/44230686558846789/026EAEA4695C9798153CEFC1749C052956F128C6/ Won this in a raffle. Literally the first raffle I entered that had a entry fee of 1 key. That's something I guess.

Isn't Groudon vulnerable to Grass type moves?

Out of curiosity, is there a way to find out which guns I don't own yet? I kind of lost track of which I already bought and which I still need.

Take the "no rules" things literally. Just kill all others if they don't obey you. Make it kings and peasants all over again, I'm sure one of them will react like this.

I once forgot to unequip my Grenade Launcher and got shocked by a Vault Door during stealth while having it as active weapon. That was fun.

Did a Firestarter heist on Overkill difficulty. 3rd day, no one brought a saw and we stealthed it, wasting a long time picking all those locks. Halfway through, we decided to just leave because it's not worth our time. On the Payday screen, I get an infamout item: Dragon Pattern. Is that a sign that I should start unboxing CS:GO/TF2 crates?

You got luck on pubs. I just went into a Shadow Raid one, a Diamond Store one and a GO Bank one. We stealthed them all successfully on Death Wish somehow and I was like "yay gj team", when suddenly the host decides to either kick each teammate or kick me "to make room for a friend". Seriously, why do people do that? I wasted a total of over 2 hours now doing heists without reward because people keep kicking me. Are you serious?

So I got the Triple Kill achievement that requires you to get a triple kill with a Sniper Rifle. Except that I got it with a Shotgun. Probably because the AP Slug ammo works like sniper ammo, I'm not sure.

Stealthed the GO Bank a lot of times? I've heard from several good stealthers that it's apparently "very hard" to stealth this bank.

Is anyone up for some heists? I kind of got a plan to stealth the GO bank, but I need people willing to cooperate well. 1. Take out all outside cameras. 2. Have a ghost (or atleast someone with charmeleon skill) go inside in CONCEALMENT MODE and mark cameras and guards. 3. Take out cameras and cops, get civilians to the ground, respond to pagers. Alternatively also place a ECM Jammer in case a civilian wants to phone cops. 4. Cable tie everything and get the safe open. I think you would also need the cable tie skill from the Mastermind tree for more cables.

Taken straight from the Vinesauce stream where Joel was playing chinese bootleg games. Chinese Windows 2000 on the NES.

I think I'll stick with the M1014, Rammite. Besides, hammering down M1 isn't that hard.

So I just decided to actually play Payday 2 when I got it at the christmas sale. Downloaded a mod so I could get stable 30 fps in windowed with no mouselag and it's quite enjoyable so far. I kind of like the M1014 shotgun (you know, the one from the shotgun DLC), although I'm kinda disappointed that it's not automatic, like I'm used to from CS:GO. Still pretty amazing when you go enforcer skilltree and just destroy everything with infinite ammo on ammobag drop. I plan on getting mods for stealth missions because why not have a silenced shotgun with short barrel/stock? I also appear to be level 28 now.

Isn't bragging when you are like "HAHA LOOK AT ALL THESE STAMPS AND YOU DONT HAVE ANY YOU N00B"? Because I don't remember behaving like an asshat :S I'm just showing people that I like supporting, I don't necessarily shove it into people's noses, do I?

Not necessarily bragging... I just wanted to show dem mapstamps. Also, it's been the ~20th time I got that hat.

I had weird dreams about card games, keys used on plastic bags and stuff that apparently causes me to be a Snivy. I don't even.

I did get them back like... dunno, half a year ago? I also posted it here along the lines "MY GLORIOUS 300 MAPSTAMPS YES". I think I got like 400 by now.

Spoiler http://cloud-4.steampowered.com/ugc/47607117635384102/DEBE8BC6F113FFDADEAFFD0218F7F12732D9219E/ yey

Isn't this "unique link and get points" thing old as fuck? I remember someone posting it way back in 2012.