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​Nurse marked you as the type of kid that's already hopped up on the normal painkillers constantly.

Hey I almost got sent to the principal in kindergarten because we were playing cowboys and indians with finger guns. Zero tolerance means zero tolerance - kids are sent home, suspended, expelled even for this mundane shit. How many of them have Obama tweet them? Not very fucking many. The kid brought in a mass of electronics and said it was a clock - good for him but you'd have to be the most naive motherfucker alive not to be suspicious. We had bomb squads in Boston take apart Aqua Teen Hunger Force ads. Not racism, just the healthy paranoia that comes with the post 9/11, post Columbine age.

It was /pol/ but yeah. Also it wasn't prom I don't think something like "this girl is a racemixing slut, dox her" and the OP was a facebook post that didn't block out his name enough.

If it weren't for tobacco taxes being what they are I'd inhale a fucking carton of Marlboros because of this shit.

You cannot possibly say "what are friends" without the implication either being that you are shitposting, or being the biggest mouth breathing idiot on the planet. ​Or writing the chorus to a catchy new pop song.

Wife and Husband go to a disco Inside the disco they see a man giving it big - backflips, moonwalking, the works Wife says "See that guy over there? I turned him down 25 years ago" Husband says "Looks like he's still fucking celebrating!!"

​The people that don't press assault charges when you punch them.

​Did you build your house in the Zone?

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Yesterday I was looking at my $24.99 in my steam wallet and thinking "Man if I had five more bucks I could get KF2. Guess I'll wait for a sale." even though I had no idea when it'd go on sale again. Today it's 33% off. Thanks Gabe, you're a bro.

This is probably the best channel on Youtube.

https://imgrush.com/lc2pSq-FdmBG.mp4

Katana's fucking insane. Micro-Uzi is garbage but it can reach 32 concealment (and still be silenced) which is probably a bug. So once it's nerfed it'll be another for the crap pile. He also speaks in ching chong bing bong almost exclusively so there's that.

If the norks wanted to fight they wouldn't do it over some fucking speakers, they're not autistic children for fuck's sake. "MOM TURN THE MUSIC DOWN!!!!" "MOOOOM I SAID TURN IT DOWN!!!!!!" "REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!"

​It's barely a year old. And nobody puts their middle finger on the scroll wheel, if they tell you that they do they're taking advantage of your gullibility.

http://www.theguardian.com/world/2015/apr/06/air-india-grounds-two-pilots-after-cockpit-dispute This will never not make me laugh.

Hey I'll take being part of a second Google result, it doesn't matter what it is.

Bain's kinda stupid to be honest. "Wh- I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW ABOUT THAT SORRY GUYS!!" Alex probably told him that he's gonna pay him back later and Bain believed it.

​Affirmative action strikes again.

​Panic Room has one of the highest payout values for Normal and has the highest payout for Hard. It only starts getting outclassed in payout once you start playing Overkill and Overkill 145+ which payout the same amount. Even then it only pays out 7k less than Counterfeit, the highest paying heist on Overkill. Alex flying off with the money means nothing because its basically the same as dropping off your bags in any other drop off point driven by another guy. It's never said that he steals the money. He flies off with the panic room because how else are you going to get it out. ​Nope, Alex stole it and Bain decided "Oh shit better give them a little something for their trouble." He paid out of pocket for Alex's treachery. ​When the fuck do they ever establish that ​Connect two and two, Alex is a shitty pilot who knows he'd never get paid well again so he decided to loot your rewards.

​Panic Room has one of the highest payout values for Normal and has the highest payout for Hard. It only starts getting outclassed in payout once you start playing Overkill and Overkill 145+ which payout the same amount. Even then it only pays out 7k less than Counterfeit, the highest paying heist on Overkill. Alex flying off with the money means nothing because its basically the same as dropping off your bags in any other drop off point driven by another guy. It's never said that he steals the money. He flies off with the panic room because how else are you going to get it out. ​Nope, Alex stole it and Bain decided "Oh shit better give them a little something for their trouble." He paid out of pocket for Alex's treachery.

He flies off with it and you get like no money for that heist.

So my friend and I have been gettin back into Payday after we both got this weird glitch where all the dlc is unlocked even though we never bought it. Hoxvenge spoilers if for some reason you haven't played it.