Raison d'être

"Normal mode is insanely difficult." What the fuck, I played normal for the first time in a long ass time and it was so fucking boring. Assaults had minutes of time between them and nothing spawned. Then during the "assault" small teams consisting of 3 blue swats and sometimes a swat shield would come. Granted I'm experienced, but still. "There's no co-op mode." I won't even say anything.

Sorry. Spoiler sorry

OFFICIAL PAYDAY TIER LIST: Bile > Old Hox > Chains > Dallas > Wolf > Med bag > Ammo Bag > C4 > Drill > ECM > Broken Drill > Bain > Alex > Joker'd cop > Non-joker'd cop >>>>>>>>>>>> Twitch > Watchdogs escape driver > Everyone/everything not mentioned > New Hox

It's okay. It's neither good enough nor bad enough to be commented upon.

The only trouble I've ever had with shotgun accuracy is at 0 with a max modded Mosconi, and even then it wasn't that bad.

Wait, why do you have an accuracy increasing grip on your shotgun?

It doesn't look boring to me. Edgy as shit, but not boring.

the issue is that shock pieces have value in that they explore some sort of meaning with how they shock people, or they aren't very good. You aren't shocked by killing people for the sake of being an edgy bastard? It's more shocking to me than an artist taking a shit and framing it. but mostly it feels like a grating cringe-joke that got old forever ago than anything that actually explores why messed up shit is the messed up shitty way it is. Ah, so it is a perfect shock piece.

Post pictures, I wanna see these memes in the wild.

the issue is that shock pieces have value in that they explore some sort of meaning with how they shock people, or they aren't very good. You aren't shocked by killing people for the sake of being an edgy bastard? It's more shocking to me than an artist taking a shit and framing it.

Looks alright, might buy it if there's actual challenge instead of just shooting civilians. Cmon man, this is just school shooting; the video game. The violence isn't even justified in some form of war or good versus evil, it's just fuck the world everyone should die. Context DOES matter, the only reason you would make such a game is to ride the outrage train. It might be a shock piece, like how artists love to shit on a canvas. Only hopefully the game's at least fun.

Are you boys ready for the unveiling of the Payday 3 kickstarter?

NPR, for the most part. But you should never listen to just one "honest, non-biased news source".

I hope they give Tech something that speeds up hacking or even all interactions.

I don't kill civs, though (which at this point almost makes running something like Jewelry Store harder than Shadow Raid). I used to be like that too, but then I had a better idea. Slaughter everything with a "!". Otherwise unless you're a micromanagement god one of them WILL decide to be a hero and call the police when you're moving shit to the van. "TOO MUCH HEAT I GOTTA SPLIT BE BACK IN A FEW" or "ESCAPE" will then follow. I don't think you need to be an MM god, just know which people to tie and when. I usually go into the back room first and tie whichever ones won't leave so all the other civs are in the main room. Usually there are one or two max which leaves you four to five ties to work with. If I feel like taking my sweet time, sometimes I move them into the safe room to prevent anyone else from seeing them. Now all the remaining civs are in the main room and are pretty easily controlled. I start the drill and rush the front. From there are a few of ways to go about it: If no one outside has seen you, you can tie anyone close to the windows and quickly move them behind one of the displays. In my experience if they're out of sight, no passersby will be alerted and as long as you move the bags across carefully you should be fine. The other option is to tie people up in the street. I usually shout down the ones next to the store because they're close enough to manage and tie up anyone who gets alerted further off, but it depends on the situation. Sometimes you have time to move people on the street into the store to prevent chains and sometimes you don't. Whatever you do, as long as you sprint back to the main room of the store at regular intervals, you won't usually have a problem. It's a matter of moving a bag, shouting people down and repeating. ECMs help as well. inb4 "or you could just shoot them all" TBH I do have to shoot one or two of them on occasion, but I feel like that's a step of from just slaughtering all of them even if it can be a huge pain in the ass. Sorry, I don't have improved handcuffs. Those 4 skill points are much more valuable in the Enforcer tree. And yeah, you could do a lot of shit or get lucky with spawns; or you could just unleash the beast, especially if it's gold and the van is 10 miles away. You don't like hearing a little bitch nerd cry?

Yeah, it's easier to just kill them all rather than shouting at every one to make sure he's intimidated.

I don't kill civs, though (which at this point almost makes running something like Jewelry Store harder than Shadow Raid). I used to be like that too, but then I had a better idea. Slaughter everything with a "!". Otherwise unless you're a micromanagement god one of them WILL decide to be a hero and call the police when you're moving shit to the van. "TOO MUCH HEAT I GOTTA SPLIT BE BACK IN A FEW" or "ESCAPE" will then follow.

There's only one explanation:

Got the perp in sight, takin the shot. BLAM He died as he lived, bein' a dumbass.

That reminds me: Spoiler Every fuckin time.