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  1. <Witty Name>

    How does one pronounce SPUF?

    Spuf huff puff
  2. <Witty Name>

    Web Browsers

    jesus christ how horrifying
  3. <Witty Name>

    Merry Christmas

    Da hell you want to do with all that memory? Run a space station? Preview more than 0.5 seconds of video in After Effects and run a lot of virtual machines at once.
  4. <Witty Name>

    Merry Christmas

    I got an additional sixteen gigabytes of RAM for my laptop. That's a lot of gigabytes.
  5. <Witty Name>

    THIRD ANNUAL SUBSPUF SECRET SANTA THREAD

    Gift cannons armed. Will be sending them at some time between tomorrow and tomorrow.
  6. <Witty Name>

    Dota General

    5v5 mid only Each time gets 4 techies and 1 tiny
  7. <Witty Name>

    TIAM: General Gaming edition

    This is what happens when you hire a monkey that was kicked in the head by a horse as a child to write your "super cool high-tech copyright theft detection system"
  8. <Witty Name>

    THIRD ANNUAL SUBSPUF SECRET SANTA THREAD

    I have purchased my secret santa. I'll give him to my gift on the 25th.
  9. You are in a room with Hitler. You have a gun with an uncountably infinite number of bullets. Hitler will block the bullets by holding a countably infinite number of small children in the way of your shots. Do you try to shoot Hitler?

    1. John Caveson

      John Caveson

      3 questions:

      1.) Will the bullets be able to go through the kids and hit Hitler as well, albeit less lethal for Hitler?

      2.) Are they clones of the same kid or are they all different?

      3.) What the hell is "countably infinite"?

    2. <Witty Name>

      <Witty Name>

      A set is countably infinite if you can assign an integer to each of the values. The real numbers are uncountably infinite, for example. It's a bit weird.

      So essentially, you can kill Hitler. I think.

    3. Arm the Homeless

      Arm the Homeless

      can i shake hands with hitler instead

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  10. <Witty Name>

    TIAM: General Gaming edition

    Telltale Games: A Telltale Games Production
  11. <Witty Name>

    TIAM: General Gaming edition

    Before long we'll have TETRIS: A TELLTALE GAMES PRODUCTION
  12. <Witty Name>

    Payday General

    What the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ and your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
  13. <Witty Name>

    Payday General

    Can only switch with $4.99 DLC
  14. <Witty Name>

    Payday General

    Can only switch at main menu Can't switch in lobby Can't switch in pre-planning Too hard to program
  15. <Witty Name>

    TIAM: General Gaming edition

    Karl: So uhm, I was doing some shopping...right? Saw this lady, every time she talked...words were all in capitals. Ricky: Wot? Wot do you mean, capitals? Karl: Well not like all capitals but, like, every word she said started with a capital. Ricky: Karl, you sodding cunt, wot are you fuckin' talking about? Stephen: You are aware that speech isn't just writing that appears above someone's head, right? Ricky: HEEHAAHAHAAAA!!!! aaaahhhh god... Capital Letters Of Doom?
  16. <Witty Name>

    Dota General

    >Internationals 2015 >Final round >All Techies
  17. <Witty Name>

    Dreams

    I was woken up by a nightmare about getting two pizzas when I ordered one. For some reason, this was absolutely terrifying in the dream. They both had my favorite toppings and everything!
  18. <Witty Name>

    Dota General

    > I will purchase Divine Rapier. > Help! > I will respawn in: 73 seconds.
  19. <Witty Name>

    TIAM: General Gaming edition

    I love Breaking Madden. It's like real sports, only...broken.
  20. <Witty Name>

    TIAM: General Gaming edition

    Wait, so they boot a game that looks like it actually has gameplay in hours, but leave Air Control in the store for months?
  21. <Witty Name>

    TIAM: General Gaming edition

    I was gonna shop gems onto this but it has 34 frames jeez
  22. <Witty Name>

    Payday General

  23. <Witty Name>

    Payday General

    What if WE'RE Bobblehead Bob?
  24. On the first day of Payday, my true love gave to me a broke dick piece of shit drill

    1. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      On the second day of Payday my true love gave to me two shitty masks and a broke dick piece of shit drill

  25. <Witty Name>

    TIAM: General Gaming edition

    I know, why does street fighter so boring? same thing as same, punch jump hadouken, punch jump hadouken, punch jump shoryuken need s new innvovations
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