Verumae

disregard this I suck cocks

removing someone doesn't notify them and I'm pretty sure I've been blocked but I never got a notification unfollowing them is definitely the thing to do, I had to unfollow my retarded aunt because it was nothing but minion memes and "thank you for the heroic police killing subhuman black americans"

I have literally never heard the word reprove before now

I bought a fedora when I was in elementary school I went through the full fedora phase (including antitheism, a lot of memes, nice guy/why don't girls like me, etc) over about two years starting in fifth grade, and while it was regrettable, I'm glad I got it out of the way when I did today while I was at the bike shop at which I work, I was sitting with my bike on a trainer (looks like this) with my cycling shoes on, trying to get into a new set of clipless pedals for those who don't know what clipless pedals are, they're basically hard pieces of plastic that attach to the bottom of your shoe combined with a metal pedal that basically just has a hole that's slightly too small so you shove the plastic piece on the bottom of your shoe through the hole and it locks your foot in so you can pedal more efficiently, safely and smoothly (you usually get out by twisting your foot in some weird way) well, these pedals were brand new and extremely stiff, so much so that I literally could not get my foot to lock in even by putting literally 100% of my weight on it (most riders are heavier than I am and don't have a problem with this) some of you may see the problem in order to get my foot in, I had the great idea of standing up with the left pedal on the top and dropping my weight on it as hard as I could so that I'd pop in at the bottom this, of course, sent me, my bike, and the trainer swiftly to the left and onto the shop floor but get this: I clipped in and I couldn't get out so I was stuck to my bike, my bike was stuck to the trainer and we were all on the floor. thankfully the shop owner was in the back and there were no customers in the store I had to reach under the bike and unlace my shoe so that I could get out and clean up the mess I made I was able to break them in a bit but I still can't really get out and I'm terrified of what will happen when I decide to actually go for a ride

what do you mean by that? do you mean that in the event of an emergency, you should focus on securing your own safety rather than that of those around you? because I agree with that, but there are many situations in which you might not be able to secure your own safety without any sort of weaponry

can we go ahead and tack the california attacks onto the end of this thread? if we make a thread for every islamic terrorist act we'll quickly flood the forum I would just like to say that I'm getting a handgun and a concealed carry permit the day I turn 21, and that I have both a legal and an ethical right to do so

​agreed, this is completely the wrong thing to take away from the situation ​you're not trying to turn away refugees are you? that's a big no-no ​ there are some really stupid arguments for/against gun control in this thread, but let's make one thing clear: the attacks in paris were in no way aided or made easier by french or european policy, and imposing stricter regulations on ownership of firearms is one of the least effective responses that I can think of

I got my first job working at a cycling shop but it's the type of job where you don't get any money, just a discount on bicycles and bicycle accessories but getting to work on bikes is nice because I don't actually have anything to do with my time other than run, bike and play video games

I mean like if I type [ b ] example [ / b ] without the spaces it will still parse it into example so there must be something, but like messing with quotes and stuff was always easier to me in plaintext rammite says he can still use it maybe I need to be made mod?

any reason I can't use the plaintext editor for bbcode? apparently it's still available but I can't find it this is what it looks like for me

first of all, I was okay with getting banned until I realized that my post was deleted. there was literally only one objectionable line in the entire post, and I was told that I was on a "high horse", which is certainly not true. as I said when I messaged rammite to see if I was banned, that was not a high horse, that was an aggressive horse. ​not sure exactly what you're trying to say here but nothing I posted was about my ego. if you want to see ego, look towards Simon's post. I can't help but feel like you actually just disagree with me, but whatever ​that's not how calendars work ​well, given out that it was carried out by muslim agents of an islamic state against non-muslims to serve islamic interests, I think it's fair to say that this certainly was "Islam-based". nobody's saying that this attack was representative of all muslims, but it's certainly representative of enough muslims that we can look to the religion as the problem. there are some really nice statistics I could show you about average muslims condoning violence against civilians ​There's no way TO know what's true. The only evidence we know of the terrorists' identities or goals are that they spoke French, mentioned Iraq and I think Afghanistan, and that's it. we now know that this is not the case, and was there really ever any doubt? "139 innocents killed by white secular males" hasn't happened since timothy mcveigh, and he might have been the first you're talking about islam I'm blaming a shooting carried out by muslims on muslims I think that's fair well, they weren't wrong there's a war going on in syria, but this didn't happen in syria. this happened in france. there is no war going on in france. a war is militants vs militants this is militants vs civilians, better known as "terrorism" I agree with this we think "terrorism is horrible/wrong/shouldn't happen" and condemn it until we can figure out what the correct course of action is they think "western civilization is horrible/wrong/shouldn't happen" and shoot up civilians ​agreed, we should let them keep killing innocents until they work it out with themselves I don't know what the correct thing to do is either, but I can 100% tell you it's not "defend islam online, change your profile picture to have a french flag overlay and take no further action" ​agree with all of this 100% you disagreed with someone and said something mean. that's okay. that's what's happening to muslims right now. that's better than coming to my house, shooting me and then blowing up my family. not sure that anybody here is saying we should bomb the shit out of them. although I think that would probably solve things (if we were thorough enough), it's simply neither ethical nor feasible. final note: breivik was right. he tried to warn us and we didn't listen. I will reiterate that I'm not saying we should start deporting muslims, or we should immediately wage war, but what we're doing now is absolutely not working, and it's only going to get worse from here. edit: formatting is fucked. this is why I liked using the plaintext editor. this isn't going anywhere anyway so I'm not going to worry about it.

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I don't mean to be distasteful, but this needs to be said: fuck islam https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Islamist_terrorist_attacks it's not confirmed yet to be carried out by islamists, but I'll go ahead and wager my entire hat collection on the fact that it is I don't know what the answer is to the islamist problem, but the muslim world has been at war with the west for a while now I'm not particularly fond of france but nobody deserves this, especially not a city of unarmed civilians

I'm still here but slightly put off by your apparent aversion to "fake nerds"

I was going to change my avatar to something spooky but honestly I think this looks pretty good in the theme

up until about a year ago I never had any dreams really, when I started school last year until maybe december I'd have dreams more often and since I got out of school maybe I've been having nightmares on the nightly at least they're interesting some of the highlights include: a reoccurring dream where the brakes in my car don't work and I'm unable to avoid an accident that kills me, an innocent pedestrian, and/or a loved one in my passenger seat a reoccurring dream where I drop my phone due to some circumstances beyond my control, the screen breaks, and my life is ruined a reoccurring dream where I'm back in high school and failing three classes I didn't know I was taking and the semester is almost over a dream where I walked up to a girl I liked and immediately got called an autist and told to fuck off a dream where someone told me I had narrow shoulders and I looked in the mirror and they were incredibly narrow (my shoulders are perfectly broad) a dream where I find myself behind the wheel of a car on a busy road and I'm drunk as fuck (only happens after I've been drinking) a reoccurring dream where my parents catch me with some kind of drugs a dream where all of my friends turn into viral marketers and my phone is getting blown the fuck up with mountain dew advertisements a dream where I got out of bed at 9:00 AM and it was still dark so I yelled at my brother a reoccurring dream where my late dog has come back to haunt me and I must decide what to do with her and the other night I had the nicest dream of my life. my unbelievably fucking hot aunt moved in with me, and I was in the kitchen on my phone when she walked in naked and asked if I was taking pictures of her. I said no, took my phone, called me a pervert, then grabbed my crotch and I just fell over. FUCK she was fine. I LOVE YOU TÍA praying for this shit state to legalize so I can fall asleep and stay asleep and not have to deal with this shit

today I talked to a girl on whom I've had a crush since elementary school it was a disappointment at best

this is the perfect opportunity for him to bomb the white house and get the mainstream support we need to wage war on all Muslim individuals and nations I believe in you ahmed edit: good afternoon NSA

I saw a girl today on whom I had a crush in elementary school she's still really pretty and she was wearing thigh highs and I'm probably skipping class tomorrow to go to the yeezy season 2 unveiling

I have braces now I look like a fucking child I feel like a woman backhanded me in my mouth but without the sense of warmth and fulfillment