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And after all the tutorial stuff, during which I already lost two unnamed soldiers, we're in full swing! Krazu and Corvette inherited the two squaddies who didn't die, becoming a Sniper and Grenadier respectively. One very successful mission later where nobody actually died, -Idiot Cube performed admirably and earned himself a robot buddy, between patching up Rynjin between his panic attacks and blasting traitorous scum, he has a bright future ahead of him, although he did fulfill his destiny of tanking bullets and ended up in the medical ward again. We were unable to save his fabulous haircut from the first game. -Rynjin the Professional makes his comeback! I'm sure he'll be a great shot, especially after spending the entire mission panicking and missing 80% flanking shots. All that pressure to shoot aliens must have gotten to him. But to his credit he did kill a Pectoid. -Huff demonstrated his adept use of grenades during the mission and became our second Grenadier. He also managed to avoid all injury by making clutch shots! -Killa Waliid sneaks in last as our only Ranger for the moment, because I got Plot Ranger killed in the second mission. I'm sure he'll do fine. Jordax, Moose, and Merso are next on the chopping block, they're out to prove that Xcom is not a terrorist organization. I'm hoping we get another robot buddy and Ranger to round out the class distributions. Gentlemen, I give you SPUFcom

I'm "DoctorDakka" on the WiiU

Mayonetta and Corn are out. First impressions, -Bayo's fun -Umbra Clock Tower is a good map, starts off Final destination, then generates random(?) falling debris platforms -Corn is a weirdo with weird moves, I have no idea how to use him

Platinum 10 years hype

I found Gaben in Dragon's Dogma

I like the idea that Washing Machines with steering wheels are supposed to teach you how to drive. Why are simulators even a thing? Nobody takes them seriously, yet they've been around forever.

RIP Super Dynamic Cooking Time, Time to Oil up, Let's fight like mentlegen, and EIN ZWEI DREI ENDE. Although I still got the Red Cyclone so there's that. I still have some chrimbus funds left, if there are people to play with I might pick it up. Guilty Gear Xrd is cool too, but the netplay is shoddy.

Western society tends to be more accepting of fake violence than lewd. On the flipside there are a bunch of games in Japan that are censored for too much violence. I'm sure the people there think it's similarly dumb. But in NA that's usually not a problem, unless you're Manhunt 2. It baffles me that games like Revengence and No More Heroes are censored in Japan, WHEN THEY WERE MADE IN JAPAN.

Snake meets amiibo gallery: http://imgur.com/gallery/xupqE I'm dying

Thanks to the east coast for taking on our snow for the year I've barely had to shovel at all

I've read, and am inclined to believe, that they were trying to make her like the Shaman from F2. They just failed by making her annoying.

A bunch of Squeenix stuff is on sale for PS3/4 owners. Xenogears is like 4 bux (and is kind of a bitch to emulate on PC)

So uh, The Goat Simulator Heist is actually really cool. Driving around looking for loot bags on day 1 with randomized(?) extra objectives. Holding the fort on Day2 and finishing with an honest to goodness driving escape. The escape road seems semi-randomized, as far as which turns are blocked off, and is pretty long actually, unlike Point Break's 30 second boat ride.

Friendly reminder that Packers a shit

Eversion is actually free on the developers website. The Steam version came later, as like... a donation version.

Nothing to see here

I have successfully dechristmassed the things.

Finally seen the Star Wars. I liked it, I don't know what I was expecting going in, but it was a lot of fun.

For new years, I found out that even totally plastered I'm still better at Mario Kart 8 than everyone at the party. Taking shots until you lose a race doesn't work if you never lose.

Xenoblade X is supercool.

Coat Slippers Boots Shirt Fallout Shirt Fallout 4 collector book Shulk Amiibo Ike Amiibo And my Steam/IRL friend gifted me Vermintide

That's about the size of it, and I might have posted this before, but chip cheezum has a really good LP of W101. He explains all the game mechanics, shows most of the secrets, and gets platinum on basically every level. It's worth playing through blind, then watching his LP of the first couple levels to explain what's going on. Like how the X button also works as lock on, can shoot out AI controlled unite morphs, and how unite guts/spring are the dedicated dodge/block moves. None of which are explained except for assist morphs which was a 2 second tooltip I skipped through accidentally in the first level.

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