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​Literally Mengele

Okay nerds, listen up I want to learn Java, but the only course I can find is Oracle's and theirs costs between $1,000 to $3,000 dollars. Know any good online courses, or even better,good free online courses?

All we have to do is recite the presidential speech from Independence Day over and over in every situation.

​I've seen this one recommended all over the place. Gunna get it myself once I get a job. Also I have an AMD FX-6350 and its stock fan is very loud, too. Seems to be a problem with AMD's stock fans.

​It was uneasy anyway. There was only a ceasefire of undefined length before. ​Had China not gotten involved there would still only be one Korea. But I can understand China not wanting to lose a Communist ally. But god damn imagine if they hadn't. Starcraft would be more popular than Soccer.

​technically the north has been at war with the south since the "end" of the korean war. There was never a declaration that the war was over. And North Korea has been declaring a state of war with the US for at least the past decade. China is getting sick of their shit. Worst they can do is bomb Seoul, and you can bet there'd be a massive international response.

11 AM this saturday? uhm maybe and by maybe i mean probably not i'll see

​Can't you bring back something we can sell on e-bay like an autograph or his hair or his lungs

Wow, that was a well done trailer. I... I might buy Jiro. Also the comments on GeneralMcBadass' name appearing on the hillside. There hasn't been such a heavy concentration of salt in one place since the Dead Sea

​nothing really, it's just made fun of a lot because it's seen as being hipster-ish and pretentious ​I looked it up and apparently it's supposed to be an ironic comment on "late capitalism" yeah its hipster-ish and pretentious

Can somebody please ban this guy before he starts droning on about aesthetics.

​Better than the real game

Except you use your hands. So it's basically footba- rugby

Middle finger is always on the fucking right click what the fuck is wrong with you do you have mutant hands

65 hours of being god awful

I'm so glad I never used your pony forums. I can die in peace now.

You know what you find a lot of in horse stables? Shit. Just saying.

​I would vote for his toupee for president.

I've got a guy with four kids. He's my security guard.

Dota > CS: GO > LoL fixed.

I've never been in a dorm, but I remember hearing from some guy behind wallgreens that if you chop the head off of the coolest person in the dorm you assume his rank and position. If people question your authority and/or call the cops just strip down, butter yourself up, and slip n slide through the hallway. With luck, your roommates will join in and you'll be the most radical person in school. Too radical for the cops to touch. You'll also get all of the pussy, but that can backfire because you need to find some place to put a litter box.