Idiot Cube

Especially after the nurse gave me a stern reminder about how I should be taking the exercising thing more seriously or I would PROBABLY DIE. But yeh, Emi's pretty cute. Like I said...

And then suddenly I'm doing Emi's route. *shrug* Could be worse, I guess.

Blackmail only works about half of the time. This is one of those times. nah

I dun wanna I has da sniffles

Rin kinda annoys me anyway. It's like she's trying to creep me out.

maaaaybe~

I should've realized you were just messing with me, but I was still kinda cheesed off at Guy for telling me which girls I should and shouldn't be attempting to bone. This caused some excess cheese-off to spill over onto you. I really am trying to approach this with an open mind, but I can't get into it if someone's telling me what to do all the time. Shizune seems like the easy route for first-timers, so I want to start with that one and then maybe progress to more challenging ones. I don't mind letting you guys joke about best/worstgirls, but I'm not going to acknowledge any "advice" until I've had at least one organic playthrough.

Nicely done. I am quite jelly. So apparently if you get a Pokemon to full affection with Pokemon-Amie, this can happen. ;u; CURSES I'VE BEEN FOILED BY THE POWER OF LOOOOOOOVE

And here I was gaining respect for you, Cube. Oh, I'm sorry. I'm sorry I'm not playing your crippled schoolgirl dating sim the way you wanted me to. Y'know I could just stop here. I could draw stick figure animations of me boning a deaf chick, I don't need to put up with this shit.

Shizune's route is well known for being the worst plot-wise, but the best bone-time-wise. Excellent.

Wow you are even worse at updating than whatever incompetent boob draws SPUFurb.

That's the mysterious dark-haired girl who keeps ESCAPING TO THE SIDE every time I see her, right? I suppose I'm supposed to be enthralled by her mysterious aloofness and be all the more driven to pursue her, right? Fuck that. Shizune is practically throwing herself at me, and I never turn down low-hanging fruit.

You wouldn't believe the things I had to do to get him to do this. Let's just say it involved latex, rope, and just a little bit of whipping. Oh hush. You were done with all that in two hours. I'm likely going to be entrenched in this shit for weeks. You clearly got the better end of this bargain.

Okay Shizune is awesome and I will be boning her first. So it is written, so it shall be. I actually do enjoy a good text adventure. Lets me stretch my imagination muscles a little. It's the...*ahem*...subject matter that was putting me off.

so much READING UUUUGHHHHHH WHEN CAN I BONE ONE OF THESE CHICKS ALREADY

Wow, this guy's thoughts are kinda jaded and cynical. I like him.

I blame Corv.

uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuggghh.....

Thanks to some creative bargaining with Corv, I have somehow been tricked into playing this. I look forward to hating every minute of it as much as I expect to.

Christ you guys are scary. It's barely been a full day!

;_;

In which I will post all the ridiculous mini-animations I make for you guys. Not too long ago, I pondered how a battle between Binary and Rammite would go, if they ever decided that THERE COULD BE ONLY OOOONE....subSPUF color scheme. Here is the first part of that epic clash: > Be the BITWISE CHIEF You and the RESPECTABLE MODERATOR have finally decided to settle your differences in battle. The two of you stand on opposite ends of the FRINGE, poised for combat. You make the first attack. You take out your POCKET BINARY CALCULATOR! Your finger-less hand flies between the two keys at a ludicrous speed as you assault your rival with righteous BASE-2 COMPUTATIONS! Well, actually you're just mashing the keys at random. No real computation is involved. Nonetheless, RM takes a decent amount of damage from your aimless hand-flailing. The FRINGE shifts slightly to the right to reflect the shift in power. (Part 2 coming eventually)

Either saturday at 5/6 or sunday. Any later on saturday starts to encroach on movie night territory