Buddhazilla

His reputation certainly precedes him.

At the end of Borderlands 2, you see that underneath the mask Jack has a vault symbol burned onto his actual face, which is still otherwise handsome. You can probably guess what happens when Jack gets to the vault on Elpis in the Pre-Sequel.

I've been playing so much Falco, Cap, and Dark Pit I can barely play heavy characters any more.

Mega Beedrill is 65/150/40/15/80/145 Bee afraid. Bee very afraid.

Here's the official art. Mega Glalie confirmed for scariest pokemon ever. Definitely considering it for my OR team.

So, anyone wanna start a vault huntin' party as soon as the game launches? I'll probably roll clappy unless someone else wants to, which does not seem likely.

Holy shit, how long have they been planning this??? How couldn't we have known?

Mega Beedrill and Pidgeot. Beedrill gets Adapability (holy fuck) and Pidgeot gets boosted sp.atk No Guard. You know, the ability that increases all moves' accuracy to 100%. Like Hurricane. Also Mega Latias/Latios confirmed. They look identical, probably for good reason.

I found my favorite taunt for DDD. Simply face right and crouch. Also, Ganondorf is excellent; don't know why he's so low on the list. Shame that King Donger is at the bottom of the rocket barrel.

I think I just played someone from Nintendo. They had the Nin(star) tag and went Villager only. Beat them for the 4 matches they stuck around but they seemed like a pretty nice person from what I could tell. The only letters visible of their actual name were Bar. Barbara? Barry? Who knows.

Darksiders 2 is way better than 1, plus it actually works on PC.

I found the thread. Spookazilla.

Played a bit of Jigglypuff. Absurdly powerful but also really easy to KO. It's actually much more reliable to shield break with pound into Rest instead of using sleep.

Oh dear. edit: fixed URL, now no longer Marth killing someone with a hand motion

Shadow of Mordor is really fun. You don't get the brand mechanic until after the entire first area but the mechanic itself would probably be hard to get your head around near the start of the game. On that same note, the second area looks fantastic; a great departure from the grimdark wasteland of the first part.

I think lasers actually do improve stability and accuracy when hip firing when they're turned on. Could be in my head, though.

Paper Mario is still a really bad stage. Especially the Bowser's Castle part. Also, I think I actually prefer Dark Pit to Pit. He's still an unabashed clone with only very minor differences aside from the silver bow's dark shot, but I still prefer him. Better taunts and victory music, too. For those wondering what the differences are, Dark Pit is just slightly stronger and his attacks come out a tiny bit faster, but that also means the hitboxes are over faster. The silver bow's arrow can barely be aimed at all aside from up and to either side, but it has considerably more hitstun than Pit's arrows. The arrow itself is a little slower, but larger than Pit's. No idea how the Electroshock arm is different, but it is, if only slightly. Up and down specials are the exact same as Pit's.

Anyone up for some online battles? Online randos are lame right now.

Online players sure are thirsty today. Most notably a Greninja and a Sheik. The Greninja used the same tactic over and over again because bullshit I'm dumb. One match it came down to sudden death and he was so thirsty he ended up using the down-air to SD. The sheik was even less fortunate, though. I KO'd that one with a Wario fart. Then I wrecked them with DDD. Then they switched to Charizard and SD'd and I got bored and left. Also, there really aren't many good standard stages without stage hazards that aren't FD. There's really only battlefield and yoshi's island. MAYBE lumiose city.

I think I'm gonna main DDD with either Samus or ZSS on backup. Also, Mario seems to be smash 4's version of flowchart Ken. Uptilt until they escape, dash attack because it's annoying, and backthrow so you can ~try~ to get your MLG forward air off.

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Serebii has the lore for why quaza megas when the other two are primal. It was a primal age, early in the world's history... The natural world was overflowing with energy. That energy granted Groudon and Kyogre an overwhelming power. Seeking ever more of that energy for themselves, the two clashed again and again, and their battles cast the people and Pokémon of Hoenn into great danger. Brimming with the overwhelming power granted by the energy of nature, this transformation was named by later people "Primal Reversion." And the people called their tormentors Primal Groudon and Primal Kyogre. One Pokémon looked down upon this battle from the sky above. The Pokémon that dances in the heavens: Rayquaza. Rayquaza is venerated by the people of Hoenn as their protector and savior. When Primal Groudon and Primal Kyogre had battled for 20 dawns and 20 nights, the world began to lose its natural balance and tilt toward destruction. The people, unable to endure any more, cried out to their mighty savior Rayquaza before a great stone that shone with rainbow brilliance. And a change came upon Rayquaza, weaving in the sky above Primal Groudon and Primal Kyogre. Suffused in brilliant light, its body began to transform visibly. And then... So yeah. Kyogre and Groudon get old and dumb (and strong) while Rayquaza gets powered up because of human faith or whatever.