tam

i doubt i'll ever have a dream as great as my mayonnaise touch dream saying that last night's dream was my dad revealing to me he's actually a microwave oven

thank you based fridge magnets

what do you call a snobbish criminal going down the stairs?

what do you call a homosexual scotman's favorite food

i actually do the best at soldier despite enjoying shotgun heavy so much more

i got a speks chem set that required an eagle

don't deny dangerous doohickies of their trivially terrible titles

no i sniped a c. kgb chem set for $11

I can't decide whether you should live or die, Oh, you'll probably go to Heaven, so don't hang your head and cry. No wonder why my heart is dead inside: it's cold and hard and petrified! Lock the door and close the blinds, we're going for a ride!

sorry but not really

i'm a big supporter of panda cloud in our information technology class that's the free av we install on all systems that come through it is pretty light on the system and scans everything that comes through, comparing it to a cloud-stored list of known fraudulent software and viruses and axing processes that can compromise the system, as well as using heuristics to see if something is potentially harmful but not yet known it auto-updates and you can also initiate a deep scan with it; only gripe is it doesn't have as many features as some other avs, but for what it does have it's excellent for being free

i actually posted a revolver idea that's kinda like the current diamondback basically it has a 20% damage penalty and each backstab up to 4 increases its damage by 30%, and each shot expends a backstab from the counter backstab a guy, next shot does 10% more damage (than the stock revolver), next does 20% less because you're out backstab four guys, your next shot does 100% more damage, then 70%, then 40%, then 10%, and then 20% less

antichamber and rogue legacy are both up there

i fucking did it