Razputin

I KEEP ON SHOOTING THE GUN WOUND IN MY FOOT BUT IT JUST ISN'T HEALING

TL note: D means dick

Maybe you guys can just cut that part off and let it sink The Florida people could float to safety with their breast implants

nigga you don't understand this goes below my expectations of the stupid shit America is capable of

I do not believe that a kid who got suspended trice dindu nuffin. Suspension for calling someone black or daring to mention that vaginas exist sounds exactly like something an agressively politically correct teacher would ban a child for (see also gun pastry) sounds like something that would happen in America, and yes in that case the teacher is 120% to blame. But I am not buying that he got suspended for being a wizard, this is not how human beings think.

Ok so what I think is going on is they think that a trans woman would have an advantage since she was originally a man and thus is better at video games but to say that would be unleashing the power of a thousand periods upon themselves, so to cover up they throw gay into the bucket as well so can just look pants on head retarded instead of sexist?

I find it amusing you're defending texas of all places. This is the equivalent of the kid getting suspended for the gun shaped poptart. I was actually gonna do this but decided not to since we've been there before But I'm mostly defending schools here since I've seen too many times where some teacher becomes the bad guy because some unparented little shit does something dumb that becomes the final straw of several months of said unparented little shit being an unparented little shit and then his white trash dad goes to some news station to whine that "LOL them teachers dun think mah lil' angel knows the hobbit magicks" while in reality the unparented little shit probably bullied some other kid to tears by treathening to make him invisible Now obviously I am making extreme assumptions in the other direction here (ie white trash dad but hey Texas so like an 80% chance) but it's to prove a point you should probably really try and read between the lines when looking at these kinds of """""news articles"""""

I do not comprehend

I dreamt that I murdered both my parents with a crossbow, right after realising what I did and running out of the streets horrified of what I had done But then they casually came walking after me, arrow still sticking out of their foreheads saying "nah it's all good" then we went for icecream

Now that's a source that sheds some actual light showing that (as usual) both parties are somewhat to blame The original one was way too biased to make any sort of actual conclusion

Already been suspended two times before Yes clearly this boy is an innocent little angel and he got suspended this third time because these super mean and dumb school people actually thought he had a magic ring, not because he scared a classmate shitless

you guys should really read the thread first then watch the vid to truly apprciate the developing process from randomly exploding buggies to flying reloading catapults

https://boards.4chan.org/v/thread/281642930#p281644041 This looks so amazing

That's at that exact level where I don't believe it possibly could be serious but deep inside know that it probably is

Add cmndr and then send it asap, the message gets kind of lost the longer we wait

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Did you seriously do that?

But I do wonder who and why anyone would want to ddos us Did the SJWs finally come to get gigolo?

Reps and cuddles to cmndr for not being the techie subspuf deserves but being the batman quote people keep fucking up

How much do you want to bet that those couple of seconds of a woman on fire will be all Kotaku/Polygon/etc talk about? I did have money on you saying exactly that so might as well double up

It's called cricket because that's when you hear when you ask who cares about it

This guy went into the building and threatened people with a gun, demanding a live broadcast. He was recorded, but never got on television. He's talking about some kind of secret government and that he has to take over the news station to broadcast this information live otherwise they would stop him. He talks to the people there saying he wants them all to be able to leave safely and that he isn't a bad guy. He never gets to his message, saying he is waiting from confirmation outside that this is live before he says anything. The moment the police comes in he immediately drops his gun and doesn't resist. The news channel is still on "please stand by" seeing as he was talking about other people being inside of the building. EDIT: the message he gave apparently pt. 1 When you read this, don't panic. Don's scream and don't warn your coworkers. Pretend nothings happening. I am heavily armed. If you cooperate nothing will happen to you. Realize I am not alone. There are 5 more plus 98 hackers who are ready for a cyber attack. Furthermore 8 heavy explosive devices have been placed all over the country which contain radioactive material. If you don't take me to studio 8 to take over the broadcast we will be forced to take action. You don't want that on your conscience right? So take me to studio 8, the NOS studio. pt 2. (what the newscaster should say) We are being held hostage by heavily armed men. There are more of them throughout the country en they have 98 hackers ready for a cyber attack. . Furthermore 8 heavy explosive devices have been placed all over the country which contain radioactive material. They want a live broadcast to tell their story. If the broadcast is interrupted they will take action. From outside we are making sure the broadcast can be seen throughout the Netherlands. Their conditions are amongst others: 1. this building will not be stormed. 2 the live (misspelled cute) broadcast will not be delayed, and not edited even for a single second. 3. To be clear no information bar or subtitles will be added to the live broadcast. If our conditions are met, we will be freed. I will repeat once more [repeat]

The only decks where you don't run mindslaver is the legacy decks with 5 actual lands and 10-12 fetches Seriously though I run Mindslaver in every single EDH deck I ever made. Worst Fears as well apart from my one non-black deck