Razputin

Uh Am I missing a joke here?

Possibly legacy playable, copy your opponent's batterskull for 1 mana

So genuinely worst event evarrrrrr or just a bit underwhelming?

She has the same clothes and hair as SFM so I do think it is her She's also kinda cute

Ew why doomsday Only junction would've been worse

habbenin

That's hilarious. Too long to make a replay I assume?

If it works for EU I could really use it

eheheheheheh this card was made for me Also next to the pretty exciting looking new edh decks, what are you guys playing in standard?

So you get both versions for 80 bucks? That's not a bad deal

Also known as "Sorry we made Snapcaster Mage Blue" Mage

Me as well

Can't be TnN'd and needs a third card to trigger The funnest TnN = win combo I have found requires 11 mana: 1. Entwine Tooth and Nail 2. Get Eternal Witness and Palinchron 3. Untap 7 lands, return Tooth and Nail to hand 4. Entwine Tooth and Nail again 5. Get Deadeye Navigator and Cloud of Faeries (or any other creature that nets you 1U) 6. Blink Palinchron with Deadeye Navigator for infinite mana 7. With infinite mana, Soulbound to Eternal Witness and blink to get Tooth and Nail 8. Cast Tooth and Nail to get Elvish Visionary (or any other creature that lets you draw a card) 9. Soulbound to Elvish Visionary to draw your entire deck 10. Soulbound back to Eternal Witness to play every creature and spell in your deck an infinite amount of times

Speakinf of commander, I was wondering: How many Tooth and Nail insta-win combos are there? Not infinite mana or destroy all permanents you don't own, actual instant-win combos that kill all other players if noone can stop it right then and there 'The only ones I can come up with: Kiki-Jiki + Pestermite / Restoration Angel / Village Bell-Ringer / Deceiver Exarch Triskelion + Mikaeus Unhallowed

it's an efficient way to draw comics about country stereotypes for people with no artistic talent. Also because everyone can draw them it is easy to generate a lot of content and thus online popularity

It's really atmospheric. The villages in the metro are cramped but cozy with people trying to make due and the outside world is terrifying with the wind and snow slowly freezing your gas mask's visor and Artyom wheezing inside of it. Also it has the only stealth I'm good at, ergo the "get spotted halfway through, start massacring everyone with an automatic shotgun and then act like you meant to do that all along"-type.

Odd, I have a GTX 770 and it runs perfectly on high. But yeah, I've heard people complain about the bad optimisation before

What does it do? Well first of all there is no health bar, only the jam-over-face red blur. This makes it much more difficult to know whether you can keep fighting or have to take cover. Second, the auto regen takes quite some time to kick in, so damage actually matters. There are health packs that immediately put you to full health again but a. these are kind of rare to find, b. you can never carry more than five and c. take a few seconds to use in which you cannot shoot. The result is that when you get a shotgun blast to the face, you don't exactly know how much more it'll take to kill you. Can you keep on fighting without peripheral vision? Did you kill the last enemy and is it safe to wait for regen to kick in? Or do you have no other choice to use one of your precious health packs? It keeps the tension up and makes taking damage an actual punishment, compared to all other regen health games where you have to sit behind cover sniffing your own asshole every few seconds, completely breaking gameflow because you have to wait for your face to grow back on. It doesn't do optimization the right way though

A friend of mine managed to break off his 3DS joystick. I hope it still falls under the warrancy

A miracle has happened, I found a game that does regenerating health the right way: Metro 2033

It's such a shame the Samus one has that awful soulless pose otherwise I might've gotten it

I'd imagine rubbing your knob against a touchpad would burn quite a bit