DualJay

Either I know that guy, or I know one of his clones.

How so?

i was online but afk (so nothing new would have loaded) but then again i only have 32 cents and can't sell on the market for 6 more days so it should be all good

I had a dream last night where we were invaded by shapeshifting aliens called Fleshy Grosses. They forced me to go through this torture-puzzle thing but I was a cyborg so I was immune to pain or something. They pretended to be only human but if you looked at them out of the corner of your eye or if they thought you weren't watching you could see they were like shadow people. Anyways, I got through the torture puzzle (think portal, but you could just walk through it. I'm not sure if it was really easy or if I just found it easy because I was a cyborg) and reached a room with a whole bunch of people after the affably evil Fleshy Gross who kidnapped me showed me their observation deck. Some really attractive women came in and tried to get us to try and escape, but I saw it was a trap because they were actually Fleshy Grosses themselves trying to lure us into escaping only to die. Also, Fleshy Grosses made the world look like a mixture of the world around an Oblivion Gate and a world made out of raw meat.

Do be aware that doing so notifies them.

​if you buy a 6 pack of that it has a condom included ​Why? Nobody who buys a 6 pack of that will ever need one.

we spray we pray they bleed they die

Yeah, Alzheimer's is a hell of a disease. It basically killed my granddad.

Welp, just found I don't have a valid purchase in the last 30 days to a year period. Is there anything on the steam store (not market) I can get for less than 82 cents?

You're the one who brought it up, dude. All you gotta say is "just check to make sure the person doesn't have me blocked".

Should I cash out on my TF2 inventory by now?

Ascension has a mobile app for iOS and I think android as well.

I may be able to. I'll post tomorrow if I can. If I don't, shoot me a message on steam to remind me or something.

i beat bl2 with zero over thanksgiving break it was pretty good kinda salty that i can't get an on-level version of a unique shield that gives me lifesteal so not sure if i'mma respec into shotty zero or maybe sniper zero or what

my internet deded hard for a few days but now i live

uh oh boobies

​This is not even remotely accurate. They are most certainly capable of performing such attacks. Remember, one strategist can organize a dozen extremist idiots and get funding from one rich oil baron and boom, you've got a terrorist attack.

​I know very little about the doctrines of Islam itself, but from what I heard a while ago, the Koran outright states that you should not be worshiping and idolizing Mohammed, and that he simply a messenger for God's will. He's not supposed to be any more important than any of the other major prophets that came before him, he's simply the last one. And that's where a lot of the current issues come from, when people are putting a prophet over the god he speaks for. Of course, this knowledge could be completely false, and I could have just made a jackass out of myself, but I think it makes sense. Won't deny Muhammad was a conquering warlord, but most the Islamic conquests were carried out after his death. ​Yes, that's correct, he's not to be idolized or worshiped - but he is to be emulated, at least by most readings. And he is a very dangerous man to emulate.

This is awful, and my heart goes out to the people of France. However, in response to a topic this thread is quickly turning to, quick thing of note for all those about the whole "no true Muslim" or "religion of peace", just be aware that the Quran does explicitly command violence against nonbelievers. Insofar as I know, it is the only scripture which, under the current explicit doctrine commands violence. (War has been commanded in the old testament, but that was under the Abrahamic covenant, and I believe violence is commanded in a no-longer-recognized part of Hindu scripture, though my memory is fuzzy.) There is a problem with Islam, and that problem is that people are supposed to emulate Muhammad, who was a warlike and very dangerous man. As long as that is true, there will be Muslims - arguably the "true Muslims" - who commit acts of violence in the name of Islam. I have a fair amount of context on this whole systemic issue, as my family is directly involved with several families of missionaries sent to Iraq and other parts of the middle east where Islam is the dominant religion.

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What is Madokami? Sounds like a weab thing.

it's pretty obviously already too late tbh