A 1970 Corvette

I like how hard it is to find the actual balance changes in that update page. It's on the second page, with small nonbold text. It's like we wanted CSGO weapons more than balance or something.

​No wonder you like Merfolk.

Oh please, that's literally every day out here. ​

I bet my graphics card could render you silent before yours renders me silent.

How... Gruuling.

That flavour text though. ...Oh, I also like the card. Would go great in a melek EDH deck.

I love the phrase "thopter spy network" Something about it feels more awesome than it should be

M A I D S T R O N K (and I guess that one loser too)

Scalia's dissenting opinion essentially was "This court's some boo' shit, imba as fuck"

I want to belieeeeeeve

If it was returned to your battlefield by Starfield of Nyx would it trigger or would you have to wait for your next upkeep?

Something about giving yourself the option to lose the game tickles me.

Honestly I'd rather do MUD since the effect of them not being able to play is far more traumatizing than you playing literally everything

​Are you sure it isn't the person? I think it's the person.

Nah actually a pink is fine too

I have some objections to my design

That krasis makes me happy. And the starfield of nyx? Totally going in my chaos.dek.

​Ooh ooh I know that I'll be the most useful of allies

I had a dream that I explained Magic to my mom. And then immediately afterward there was another dream, which involved a post-apocalyptic wasteland. In it, there was a scientist who had repaired a Nintendo 3DS. He said that his plan was to re-introduce the 3DS once society rebuilt, but say that it is American-made, giving the Americans an upper hand in both technology and video games in the future.

​I'll fucking cut you

Whoa what the fuck are you doing wicket

Normally not into weebshit songs but this is catchy. Shame the show itself was rather... boring

Kothophed, Acceptor of Anime

Why does Patron have to be white aaaaghh