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Madoka Magica actually really caught me off guard. I knew basically nothing about the show and thought it was going to be even more moeshit. I don't think there's even one episode that I've watched where they weren't dropping bombshells onto my head.

>Pro Overkill Rats >Just fooling around because everyone knew what to do >Accidentally blow up house but we're all cool because who needs money >Go down to basement >Shit happens and we escape fine >"Oh fuck guys I shot out the tires. We can't escape. We'll have to walk it over." >Host leaves the game >mfw

>join Terran Republic >be glorious Light Assault, the best class >grind your way to get LC3 Jaguar or LC3 Lynx >grind your way to maxed out Jump Jets >grind your way to get C4 >grind your way to get lodsofnanites >spend nanites on C4 bricks >fly up to the sky and blow up many ships, tanks, and people or if you want, you can always take the second best class (not as glorious as Flying Jetpack Man) which gives more payout in the long run, but requires a lot of set up and knowledge beforehand >join Terran Republic >be Engineer, not as good as glorious Light Assault, but better than scumbag Heavy Assaults and Infiltrators >grind your way to get LC3 Jaguar >grind your way to get Anti-Tank Mines >grind your way to maxed out Repair Kit >grind your way to get maxed out Flak Armor or Utility Kit for more mines >grind your way to get Anti-Vehicle Turret >grind your way to get lodsofnanites >spend nanites on Anti-Tank Mines and Sticky Grenades >buy a Flash or Lightning >drive up to the nearest enemy Sunderer that has lodsofpeople >jump off and spam 2 tank mines and throw down a nade >watch Sunderer blow up, killing everyone around it and giving lodsofcerts >buy Sunderer with AMS and park it where the enemy Sunderer used to be >revel in the glorious certs as they roll in Occasionally, a Sunderer driver will be smart and have Mine Guard equipped. If they do (you can tell by the plating under the bus), you need to put down more mines. I think fully upgraded Mine Guard makes it impossible to explode it with just the max 6 or so mines you can have. But if the Sunderer has enough people spawning at it, it should be ok because there should already be tanks, Heavy Assault bastards, and glorious Mosquito pilots already bombarding it.

Sooo Call of Duty with a money system and spread patterns? No, because there's actually a strategy and meta that you have to memorize and understand.

Yeah I'll have to actually learn how to draw shit.

No because literally one shot will kill you at any time if you are actually playing how you should be. Whereas in more arena based shooters, you can take a rocket to the face and survive, CS is about positioning and placing your shots in such a way you can react faster than the opponent. Say you're turning a corner. At any point, you can be sniped from afar by an AWPer or sprayed down up close by a rifler with either M4 or AK. Or you may just be flashed or smoked off. Or you may take a nade to the face. Or you might find yourself with no one. Rather than turning that corner with reckless abandon, you would put your crosshair, ready to deal with anyone that may be at any angle, basically scanning the entire area, checking the closest and most prominent spots a person could be hiding in. You almost never find anyone literally putting their crosshair on positions where an enemy could in arena shooters because hiding just isn't a thing mostly because you have mobility. Pinpoint accuracy isn't much of an issue either because even with projectile weapons like spinfusors or rocket launchers, you can consistently approximate where the projectile will land. CounterStrike instead has spray patterns which you have to learn and any form of movement will hinder your accuracy. Combined with the fact that most engagements are decided within split seconds and you are limited in time (3 or so minutes), teammates (5 players per team), economy (you need to buy your gear), and mobility (250 hammer units on full sprint not factoring in bhopping which is super inconsistent and cant reach sanic speeds) you really need to be careful. Popular engagement spots usually occur in some place where both teams have fairly decent cover (bombsites, mid, places between a site and the 2 spawns, etc...)

You get it randomly if you find the blueprints or info or whatever in an Armored Transport heist. Then you have to complete it and you get a bonus day for Train.

It's even better when you do manage to survive until you get the bags, but some idiot throws them.

So I finished GJ-bu. There really isn't much to talk about except for the OVA, which even then, the only thing that caught me by surprise was the fact that it actually ended the series off with something that actually tied up all loose ends. Supposedly there's Season 2 coming out during the spring season so I guess I'll watch that too. Because apparently I'm missing out on something amazing, I'll try Madoka Magica.

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CS isn't even about twitch aim. It's about consistency with crosshair placement That sounds like twitch aim. No? It's a game where you preemptively position your crosshair where people could potentially be. Twitch aiming is almost never done because it unnecessarily adds more margin for error.

Yep because everyone here totally has CS:GO and likes spending 4 months beforehand learning every little aspect about the meta.

CS isn't even about twitch aim. It's about consistency with crosshair placement and game sense more than anything.

I drew a thing.

I'll need to finish Wam Simulator one day. It's literally a JRPG about superkai64 on his quest to find the recommended amount of dedoated wam.

Yep. That's why you always host. You can kick hackers, pick your heists, have accurate ragdolls, not deal with desync, and get more dosh. All for the low cost of free (plus offshore)

Not in the slightest.

It's more of the appeal of "I'm one person in a huge clusterfuck of bullets and explosives everywhere." And then you have those small squad vs squad battles in some remote outpost no one cares about.

The main thing about Planetside is not to follow your teammates in a Zurg if you want to get killstreaks. But if you want XP, play support and literally HEAL EVERYTHING. The largest killstreak I've ever gotten was because I strapped C4 onto my Flash, then detonate it at a Sunderer that had an army amassed at it.