Original text:
Spoiler
TRANIO
'Tis well, sir, that you hunted for yourself.
'Tis thought your deer does hold you at a bay.
BAPTISTA
Oh, ho, Petruchio! Tranio hits you now.
Translated:
Spoiler
TRANIO
Good thing you're only hunting for yourself.
Rumor has it that your hands are full with just your one deer.
BAPTISTA
OOOOOOOH!! You just got BURNED!
Shakespeare is great.
Also, Orson Scott Card knew about Ebola before it was cool.