>Jack: Go check out the Dersite heroes. 
 
You decide that this is a good time to make sure the purple jammie-wearing brats aren't causing any trouble. They're at the top of these UNUSUALLY LONG STAIRS. 
 
 
 
 
 
You make your way up the stairs. After a while you start to ponder-OH NO! 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
WHAT A SHOCKINGLY UNEXPECTED TURN OF EVENTS!