TheOnlyGuyEver

Fish-E was a champ.

VR chat just seems like Gmod but new and slightly worse. Love me some fads.

All hackers are shady shrouded hooded teenagers hunched over on a thin laptop. Of course.

Beatcoin by Dre

Costco giant pecan pie.

Neighbor had a huge ass Glass Monitor Lizard for like 12 years named Hank The Tank. Thing would flip mice off the top of his head and catch them in the air to eat. Sometimes my neighbor would just walk around with Hank on his shoulder, cool as fuck, thing didn't even mind.

My dog doesn't give a fuck about fireworks. And my cat loves the canoe. I'm blessed with good animals.

Implying that's not what happens every year? "2016 sucked, 2017 is gonna be my year." "2017 sucked, 2018 is gonna be my year."

2017 sounded so futuristic when it was only 3 years away. 2018 doesn't sound futuristic at all. 2022 though? That's the future right there.

Not 2018 until it's 2018 in AMERICA! Those Australians have to wait! Sorry D4m0.

I'll stop being harsh when the useless puppy grows into a useful dog! And that it correct. The Blast Blocker is "grenades", the Juggernaut Jacket is "shoulders", and the Hurt Locher is "shirt".

On a side note, I swear Pyroland has become the biggest sunk cost fallacy ever. It's becoming increasingly annoying. Until very recently there was nothing Pyroland-related added to the game since like 2012 with the Reindoonicorn. Now in the past year or so we've gotten Pyroland cosmetics out the ass, a Balloonicorn taunt, and Valve has their own Pyroland room now. And none of the new Pyroland cosmetics are even restricted to Pyroland only, as was the entire point of the Balloonicorn cosmetic.

Sledder's Sidekick is stupid and pandering cutesy shit. Balloonihoodie is wearable garbage. Pocket Yeti is mediocre. Trucker's Topper is pretty alright. I dig the toothpick. Burning Beanie is ehh. Looks neat when it moves. Cat's Pajamas is again cutesy pandering garbage and should be burnt in a fire and you should be ashamed you mongrel. Coldfront Commander and Coldfront Carapace are top-notch. I instantly had flashbacks of Battlefront 2 (the good one) when I saw the Coldfront Commander; the Stormtrooper Commander (galactic marine) wore the helmet it's based on. Blast Blocker is the absolute best actual demolition cosmetic that Demoman has received since the Double Dynamite in 2014. I already got one and painted it Operator's Overalls, which I think looks really nice. I could even become CSGO/CoD/SWAT guy if I wanted to: https://i.imgur.com/VFYw25g.png EDIT: And if you didn't know, the Blast Blocker DOES NOT conflict with the Juggernaut Jacket and Hurt Locker, as it occupies the "grenades" equip region. So you can even pair it with both of them for maximum upper-body-bulk. Hungover Hero is a stupid meme hat, but meme aside, it looks genuinely good. Though I doubt it'd even exist if not for the meme. Handsome Hitman looks pretty good. Different enough from the Scoper's Smoke that I'll let it pass. Saw someone pair it with the Most Dangerous Mane, looked real good. Puffy Polar Cap is good, agree should be all-class. Sinner's Shade is good. Wild West Whiskers are good. Paint Austrailium Gold and wear with Heavy Lifter and Heavy Duty Rag for HULK HOGAN! Polar Bear is really good. Brass Bucket itself is good, but not a lot goes with it. I saw some dude in a server the other day with a Sunbeams one he unboxed. I have no doubts about what he must've named it. Down Tundra coat shouldn't have been added to the pile of Sniper winter coats, but looks good and unique nonetheless. Pocket Santa is stupid. Melody of Misery is awesome. It looks nice just looking at the shape of it. Replaced my Gaelic Garb to pair with my Cool Breeze and Black Watch. Only bad thing is that the tartan on it is different from those two. Caribou Companion is dumb. And yet the Tuque or Treat is Halloween restricted.

Disguised with the BFB, of course; even the reverse (running around with the BFB as Scout and making your teammates shoot you for a Spy) has always been a functional gag. But even with the 10% extra speed the Spy got buffed with, I still find it very hard to mistake a non-BFB Spy Scout for an actual Scout. The difference in speed is too large. Bonus points if they're constantly doing single jumps, a thing that Scouts never ever do.

And they're all quality. It's great! Sidenote, considering how all the footage in this video was from lobbies, I am still absolutely fucking astounded by how many experienced players are fooled by the Scout disguise. It's so stupidly and incredibly plain to see: it's a suspiciously slower than average and often single-jumping Scout. "Nope, checks out to me!" There is almost no reason why anybody should ever be fooled by that disguise.

I will always stand by the opinion of the best gift possible being the gift of financial security.

They fixed the hitreg. They just fixed it too much.

Smissmas 2017 just dropped! Not THAT big, but definitely bigger than last year's. An absolute shit ton of festives this year, via the festivizer. EDIT: Including festive Powerjack and Degreaser. So that one guy I remember on SPUF who really wanted those every year got his wish. EDITEDIT: You can festivize the Australium Tomislav and Black Box now, or so I've heard.

Watermelon Field

I put it in spoilers... And it was never very subtle to me (knowing you and all) to begin with.

Missed you dude

You poor, poor, innocent child.

This was actually a pretty alright post from you. Merry Smissmas, LordAIDSMonkey.