Ok boys just had a fuckin strange pair of dreams last night.
the first half detailed my induction into some kind of group. I think it was a cross between the Power Rangers and an idol group. We were like a 5-man band of ethnically diverse kids and we met up at an apartment filled with nice stuff like the kinds that they set up for reality tv shows like Big Brother or King of the Nerds. I remember there being lots of candy and a wall of Funko Pops. This is probably because I was talking about the FP that Paero received from Scoots.
Anyway, after like a week we all started to get sick of each other and we’re just being really aggressive around the house. And it turns out that our viewers were getting angry too, because they broke in and overthrew us in a revolution-esque riot where they all stole the candy for themselves.
After that it switched to the next portion. I was visiting the road that that apartment was on with my friends years later. It had turned into a tourist attraction area but of course I singled out that I wanted to go to the local Gyaru brothel. I dreamt of this because that phrase has been uttered about five times a week in discord lately.
Anyway, I remember I managed to convince Wulff and Silent to also purchase sessions (fellas, is this gay?) and we were pushed through a really hardcore vetting process to ensure our validity. We had to do background checks, supply government documents, and most weirdly, ride a horse across a room without falling off, because the floor was coated in a toxin that would instantly kill you if you touched it.
Anyway, we make it through and are all looking forward to meeting our Gyaru prostitutes, but we didn’t. The proprietors sat us down at computers with VR headsets and logged us into a TF2 server.
This server had every patron inside of a set school bus moving along a circular track and in the middle was a giant set of low-poly pornographic models which you were expected to just all circle jerk to with all the other patrons. I felt my disbelief at this costing €180 set in.
and then I woke up