Guy923

I had a dream where I was at someone from MLM'S birthday party, and when I went to the restroom, there was a 2 foot tall Marcus who shanked me in the shin. I blacked out and when I woke up I was in the hospital, and a doctor came up to me and told me I got Aids from getting shanked. I never remember my dreams but when I do they're really...something.

You really dont have any faith on them, eh? Nah I do, I'm just shittin around I just want more lines for my Heistbando

Knowing overkill they fuck up somehow and now Wolf only has lines for JWick, or some retarded shit like that. I just want the lines for all the stuff he's missing, namely deployables and battle cries for HM & stuff like that

If I had to pick one thing I really loved about Payday, it's be ragdoll physics and corpses. http://cloud-2.steampowered.com/ugc/23969571370065732/1575E0167680A9641476DA204404DD6E8D6DC24C/

http://a.pomf.se/cayqhj.webm that cat is pretty black

>panic and kill a rookie

http://fewes.se/pd2g/ Some guy on /pdg/ made a buncha cool mods (mostly stuff that darkens weapons) for stuff. He also made a guide on how to get your own aimpoint lens cover for sights. it's pretty groovy. He's still doin stuff for people, shoot him a request and he might do a lens for ya if you're too lazy/dumb to sort it out.

୧༼ಠ益ಠ༽୨ HALLOWEEN THEME OR RIOT ୧༼ಠ益ಠ༽୨

I've done jewelry store at least 40 times in the last 2 days and I haven't found a single Halloween material :C Found 2x of all the Halloween masks so that's good I guess Oh and I got chains begins, so now I have a mask of all the crew members (sans wick)

As long as it hits 40 damage it's fantastic on OVK and below. If it hits 40 it's still good for DW also you get style points for James bonding

Binocracy attempting to force us to conform to his shit taste in themes by feigning a bug I WILL NOT FOLD

DW safehouse nightmare is fucking insane (assuming you don't cheese it) and pretty fun. Everything else is a bit underwhelming but still good. Knife OP, mask slots are great, masks are great, and #basedsimon releases something else that's really good. Hallowheist materials are pretty rare though so i guess I'll have to farm Jewelry Store flr a while No Clover but I imagine that'll come soon enough, maybe 2-3 weeks, tops. She looks pretty finished, but they're probably just working out the kinks/figuring out a perk deck for her. Also, Is there any point to using the gunbutt anymore? Shiv and knife beat it in damage and speed, and the latter gets better knockdown/has cool music fully charged.

Shotguns benefit from having damage past breakpoints because of falloff. Except there really is no point in trying to snipe a guy whereas you can just run a few feet and then instantly oneshot because headshot hitreg is broken. Or you could stay safe in cover and hit them from a better position than running out into the open to kill just one cop because you have extra damage

http://cloud-4.steampowered.com/ugc/23968940560259109/4C8A1A43409AC2BC8F4F8A36AB2B631273F058BC/ DW hoxheist is fucking nuts

remove wick

I can't own one of every weapon in the game with the current amount of spots Muh collection

Give me suggestions for taunts & battle cries that the Taser should say in Payday 2! The best suggestions will end up in the game! — Simon Viklund (@SimonViklund) nuuu taser variant on the horizon? Also no femheister but that'll come out in its own time I suppose

What? Where? http://www.overkillsoftware.com/halloween/

How about the half measure, dump us into the beta with no warning?

There's not a single bird in video game history I hate more than this fucker. Fuck you and your 7s, you fuckface.

Muh masterforcer/saw guy build I usually float like 4 points, and since I'm usually the saw guy I put em into zerker, but they can go elsewhere. I'll be rolling this build 90% of the time but since I'm v-100 now and I got tons of cash I might just respec into random crap every once in a while