Raison d'être

Wait, what? Why?

Seems like it's gonna be pretty fucking shitty. Russia's certainly not Putin on a good first impression. (sound of sobbing, followed by single gunshot)

"stop commenting." gets me every fucking time.

and you thought demo was OP before

I ended up just going Demo. Anyone who would be the third spy would not care.

The one time I want to play Medic.

I'd turn them off but Avast virus database update woman is the only female that talks to me.

The thing that really scares me is the "Internet Security Report" or whatever that pops up once a month. It is (or was) orange so I could sometimes mistake it for red and it always popped up when I was on the internet and happened so infrequently it always caught me off guard.

Shit man, I'm not a skilled scout but I can still do really well with the BFB.

Two out of three isn't bad.

You better watch out You better not cry You better not pout I'm telling you why Santa Claus is coming to town!

But those things are what makes this forum great.

30 copies of Bad Ratz now.

Playing scout on a team on Dustbowl that's getting steamrolled while a badly micspammed version of "Wrecking Ball" plays is truly a surreal experience.

I changed my TF2 language to French the other day and so far it's been great. You guys should try swapping to a foreign language, it keeps things fresh. So that's why my rockets kept disappearing when I was shooting at an engineer. I thought lag or something was just causing the rockets to not appear but apparently he was firing the short circuit nonstop and causing the rockets to stop existing almost the instant they appear.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9rd9ylueyBY Now I need to find a place to use this this.

"Sir, you can't go in that hole." "Yes."

20 minutes of searching my hard drive for faces later...

If you like Ratchet and Clank, you'll probably like the Jak and Daxter collection. Gran Turismo 5 if you like racing games. If you're getting CoD Ghosts you owe it to yourself to pick up CoD 4 if you haven't played it yet. Red Dead Redemption's sorta like GTA but has its own charm.

Community Announcements, some of the Drawing Board, Current Events, Technology, and the private forums sans Homestuck's super secret club and Rep and Paper.

Discuss your favorite game, favorite radio station, funny shit you did, GTA V, anything really. To start us off:

Is that a true American custom? As much as toking up in a windmill is a Dutch one.

The Iranian Ambassador to the UN had just finished giving a speech and walked out into the lobby of the convention center where he was introduced to a U.S. Marine General. As they talked, the Iranian said, "I have just one question about what I have seen in America." The General said, "Well, anything I can do to help?" The Iranian whispered, "My son watches this show called 'Star Trek' and in it there is... Kirk who is Canadian, Chekhov who is Russian, Scotty who is Scottish, Uhura who is black, and Sulu who is Japanese, but there are NO Muslims. My son is very upset and doesn't understand why there aren't any Iranians, Iraqis, Afghans, Egyptians, Palestinians, Saudis, Syrians, or Pakistanis on 'Star Trek'. The General leaned toward the Iranian Ambassador, and whispered in his ear, "That's because it takes place in the future..."