Raison d'être

I should be the last man in.

I think I'm in, picked burning castle man.

The noble and enlightened's destiny is to be crushed by the armed and dumb.

A novel where the Czech Republic becomes a superpower and leader of the European Union, before embarking on an enormous expansion campaign and invading Africa and Asia before finally launching a massive amphibious invasion of North America. The title would be "Czechmate".

I'd play but I only have vanilla and I don't want to drag anyone down. Plus for some reason I'm fucking awful at Civilization nowadays.

Welcome, Aragon.

Good luck with the puppets in the north.

Yes.

I hope I'm the general that beats the shit out of SPUD. validate my thousands of hours of armchair generaling

give me death

Thanks, Gabe, I've always wanted a reason to lug my computer into the living room, connect it to my ancient 480i TV, and then sit awkwardly on the ground with my keyboard and mouse or use a controller that makes a lot of my games useless.

Who wouldn't want a colored dick hat? That's enough to stop me from donating.

Every once in a while I have a sort of mini-dream where I'm walking/running and start to fall, and I brace myself and just as I hit the ground I wake up braced for the fall. It's really strange and happens quite often.

This isn't rep. Rep is dead. Now it's just his weak bastard Like.

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No way pal. Also, there is something that's kinda like that, it's called a PC.

I can be a fantastically average Demo if the need arises.

Nega-rep would basically be a "fuck you" and only encourage people to either hate each other or never speak their true opinions.

THERE'S A LOT OF PWNYS ON STEAM YOU KNOW Aww, shit.

I have no idea who my opponent is or where I can find him.

To be fair, joining a server and hearing bad music being spammed doesn't really give the best first impression.

You go outside and do shit with other people in real life? Weirdo.