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The Loser Who Eats Vegetables
The short answer is that I'm a vegetarian.
The LONG answer: I was about to see a movie with some friends. We were at a store down the block to avoid having to pay $10 for a soda. There was a big container of apples, and they looked quite delicious. So naturally, I said "I could really go for an apple right now." One of my friends, who may or may not have been sober at the time, burst out laughing and said "You're such a square! You loser who eats vegetables!" And thus, The Loser Who Eats Vegetables was born.