FreshHalibut

The original Stanly Parable HL2 mod is still free afaik

Adept Hammer is my new favorite thing.

So I completed Lisa the Painful/Joyful. What a soul crushing experience. Fun game tho

Finally saw Hardcore Henry since it's out on home video now. It's a fun action movie worth watching if you want to shut your brain off for 90 minutes and enjoy some carnage. I'd place it in the same action movie subgenre as stuff like Crank.

Arcade trip was fun, actually got to meet up with some friends I haven't seen in person in about a year. Also got to play the prototype of the cancelled Beavis and Butthead arcade game. Other highlights were the Japanese Left4Dead2 cabinet, the Metal Gear Solid 4 online cabinet with the VR glasses and the big gun controller, The First-Person-Whipper Castlevania Arcade cabinet, next to the FPS Silent Hill Shooter, and the F-ZeroGX/Mario Kart Arcade Cabinets. Oh, and SBFP Matt was there!

Going to Galloping ghost later today, going to be hype

They straight up added DBZ hair to the MHG character creator Still going to use pompadour tho

Hello! And welcome back to the adventures of Admiral Doe and his stalwart sidekick Jenkins. You are once again Admiral Doe, former captain of the SS Maggot Muncher. Leonard Jenkins is your loyal (and surprisingly durable) first mate. Since the last adventure the duo have returned home and decided to take some time off for R&R. While enjoying your vacation however, you notice that it's been several days since you last saw Jenkins. You're sure he's fine, but it's probably a good idea to figure out where he went off to. It might be a good idea to ask around town. It has also come to your attention that with the wreck of the SS Maggot Muncher, it's probably a good idea to keep an eye out for a replacement boat. You are currently Located at *Admiral Doe's House* What is your first course of action? >___________ Current Party Current Inventory Objectives Current Thread Theme

Yay I can log back in finally! Turns out I have like four pokestops and two gyms basically right down the street. Time to take over the dog walking responsibility.

Jack takes these investigatory moments to quietly sit in the corner and rebuild his Ubercharge Hahaha Oktoberfest! You check out the Notice Board next to the Office Watercooler Dispenser and stock up on Ammo There are some memos about workplace safety and a missing person poster. The person on it looks delicious familiar somehow... You inquire as to the whereabouts of Jenkins using the robots native tongue. In response the Diminutive robit wheels itself to the middle of the room and projects an image onto the wall WHAT COULD IT MEAN? You grab the briefcase and have a seat, but the nature of the combination lock eludes you! Both the combination 1,1,1,1 and 1,2,3,4 don't seem to work! But it was free! The Fireplace is quite warm, although lacking in illumination, which lends this office a subtle sinister feeling. It's quite impressive that the desk is made of pure mahogany, and there appear two radio devices and a clipboard occupying it. Upon further investigation, the Clipboard seems to outline some kind of operation in Egypt, the specifics are a bit too technical. What Hat? Smash them with a Hammer! This just leaves the teleporter in the middle remaining. You proceed through the center remaining teleporter ready to give whoever's on the other side a piece of your mind. "Go back to Calgary, ya cow-herdin' Canadian!" Hwat.avi ~ Engineer Having Freshly Arrived in what appears to be SANDY CANADA It's Time to check out the sights! SallyJack is right behind us, he's just second in line for the teleporter. Several Sights peak your interest, -There appears to be some kind of Bazaar for trading goods full of miscellaneous shops -What appears to be an expedition crew is gearing up not far away -There is also the welcoming committee, with tourist information pamphlets Surely somebody here has a lead on what's going on. New Thread Theme Inventory Updooted Party Non Committal Environment Design! >_____

All I got were Ratatas and then I couldn't log back in.

You casually bonk one of SallyJack's Tickets up against the pile of Saxxys The Ticket transforms into a Golden Ticket worth TWO items! You decide to throw all four of them anyway, the Bonk Bros become *Solid Gold!* and also *INCREDIBLY HEAVY* Fortunately, as we've already seen, You Possess unparalleled strength when presented with nonsensical endeavors, so carrying them around will be a non issue. You present the dapper man behind the counter with your Golden Ticket and two normal tickets. This allots you a four item shopping spree! Before you can get started however, the Clerk notices SallyJack's Fabulous mustache and grants you a boon of a drink on the house! With the free drink and four item shopping spree, you acquire the following items. >Backpack - A convenient place to carry all your things! Equip your back with a pocket today! >Stickbomb - A versatile exploding stick! >SHOTGUN - A different kind of Boom Stick >SledgeHammer - Great at all sorts of things! >Bonk Energy Drink - The Bawston Bawnkery's most popular drink! You smash the newly acquired weapons against the saxxies, but nothing happens! It seems the Mann Co store has applied an anti-australium coating to it's weapons to prevent being them from being illegitimately golded. You investigate the mysterious Plot-Advancing private door, the door is locked. Using all your lockpicking skills and ingenuity you use one of the newly golded Bonk Bros as a battering ram and attempt to bash the door down. This proves ineffectual, until the gentleman behind the counter comes over and unlocks it for you. >Look Private Office This office is full of suspicious material, you're not sure why, but you feel like there's a lead as to Jenkin's whereabouts in here. New Thread Theme Inventory Updated Party Investigate! >_______ Apologies about the slowness of updates, I'm going to try to update more frequently.

Any news?

I can do monday. and I gotted TableFlipping Simulator in the seal

If you do pick it up, just remember that the season pass characters are actually paid/unlocks now with the cash shop being out. You *can* get everyone for free with fight money, the combined story modes of the vanilla cast granting enough for at least one free guy. But otherwise expect to invest time or money to unlock the rest. I'm pretty sure there are less scrupulous methods of unlocking guys for offline play, but I haven't done it.

Say what you will, but I'm impressed with how much work went into the Story mode. Everything is in engine and all the side characters have high-detail models. Balrogs fun as heck too, even though I have no idea how to play him yet. That mini turn-punch apparently combos into a lot of stuff. And his V-Trigger Rush punches are great, five in a row ended by a gigaton punch CA if you have the meter. Also Story mode giving us a peek of Urien and Juri Early. Urien already feels fun as heck and I dig that he already has a suit outfit, compared to SF3 where he was roman underpants man. Not sure what to make of Juri.

SFV STORY MODE HYYYYYPE

You ask the Bonk Bros to join your party and quest for Jenkins, explaining that this would offer them the chance to bust heads instead of having their heads busted. And that they definitely won't be used as canon fodder. The Bonk bros refuse however on the grounds that they have already formed a party and got matching outfits and everything. Being a fifth wheel would just really be a drag. You ask the hooligans to let you pass, citing Jenkins as a friend of yours, before they can answer you attempt to march past the barricade and enter the store. The Bonk Bros. quickly catch onto your antics and use their special BonkBros-Homerun technique to knock you back down the steps. It's clear a civil approach isn't going to work isn't going to work with these self proclaimed Bostonians. Since the diplomatic approach didn't work, Stealth is the next option. Using a conveniently located Trashcan, you attempt to bypass the gang of Scouts. Seems they're too keen for that. SallyJack uses Tattle! Acting upon Sally Jack's Advice, you decide to benchpress the nearest heavy object to intimidate the hooligans. The nearest object happens to be a camper van. You manage to impress them with a few reps before the weight of the van overwhelms you. Fortunately a quick application of Sally Jack's Medigun puts you back in top shape. You challenge the Bonk Bros to a "Break Dance" battle, unbeknownst to them this is not a hip hop dance competition, but instead breaking faces to the beat. SallyJack backs you up by popping his stored ubercharge and you charge forth into battle! Capitalizing on the ubercharge, You awkwardly beat the Yellow Bonk Bro to death with the Green Bonk Bro. By BASHING THEIR HEADS TOGETHER, this counts as JUMPING DAMAGE and they take extra damage for UNSPECIFIED REASONS Two Down, Two to go. There's still some ubercharge left, which you use to Rip out one of the defeated Scout's Spines Which you then to terrorize and pummel the Blue Bonk Bro to death with. Unfortunately, Jack's Ubercharge wears off right after this leaving one last Bonk Bro to deal with without it. The Red Bonk Bro tries to use the special technique Homerun, but with his three cohorts disposed of the power is reduced by 75% You are able to endure the attack with your STRONG AMERICAN FACEBONES and retaliate with one of your own. With bonk Bros utterly defeated, there's just one thing left to do. Inside the Mann Co. Store you will find. -Aisles of Mann Co. Merchandise! -The Bawston Bawnkery! -Other Shoppers! -A Mysterious Private Door! New Thread Theme Inventory Party

No, I have a rough draft of where I'm taking the story. Just the Steam seal started and before that I got busy, I guarantee an update today or tomorrow.

Well I just meant the painful one on steam. But good to know, I'll probably grab the bundle after work. Because it includes the soundtrack and epilogue thingy.