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  1. Expresate

    SPUFpowered Next: The Preview of the Future

    WHY IS IT DIFFERENT FOR EVERYBODY
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    SPUFpowered Next: The Preview of the Future

    I am Razputin on that forum. Fear me.
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    SPUFpowered Next: The Preview of the Future

    I, too, am edgy and against the system. Row, row, rep me please.
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    SPUFpowered Next: The Preview of the Future

    What's up with airline food? Fuck that stuff, right?
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    SPUFpowered Next: The Preview of the Future

    is SPUFpowered Next a parody of Pepsi Next?
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    The Official Random Image Thread!! SPUF style

    I like this Steven guy.
  7. I just scanned a QR code on my monitor with my phone. GUYS, WE LIVE IN THE FUTURE, HOW COME NOBODY TOLD ME?

    1. ICBMoose

      ICBMoose

      I scanned a picture of a QR that a friend transmitted through webcam to a smartwatch once.

      It was basically just for the sake of doing it.

    2. Sir Slick

      Sir Slick

      fuck i thought the smartwatch wasn't even released yet

  8. So far the only people I've seen mad at emma for the speech are the "FEMINISM IS BAD, WOMEN AREN'T OPPRESSED AT ALL" camp and the SJWs. k. I haven't even watched the speech, just read the counter "arguments." She must have done something right to piss off all the right people.
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    The Official Random Image Thread!! SPUF style

    Apparently a major Liberian news website published an article by some quack claiming that Ebola and AIDs are a manufactured bio weapon to destroy Africa. Also, vaccines are bad, mkay. There are a few people in the comments calling him out on his bullshit, but they're flooded by degenerates trying to claim that they're ignorant sheeple and need to wake up to the truf. I AM MAD, OKAY? PEOPLE ARE DYING, AND THESE DUMBFUCKS ARE MAKING IT WORSE, ALL THE WHILE HOLDING THEIR HEADS UP HIGH AS "EDUCATED FREE MEN." I am fucking shaking. Fuck it, I'm gunna go get some chicken and cool off.
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    The Official Random Image Thread!! SPUF style

    You wouldn't see something like this in a main city. The village they went to was a /remote/ village. To me, that implies poor education. That theres your problem.
  11. https://www.humblebundle.com/store Tropico 3 free for the next half hour. Get it, nerds.
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    The Official Random Image Thread!! SPUF style

    So I wondered what the article said, and instead of asking Raz to translate it like a normal person, I took the time to type it into Google - poorly. In Nigeria currently spreading the conspiracy theory that- Ebola is a diabolical invention of Western countries, like wild-fire. The culprit is a signed picture that represents the personification of the Ebola virus. It shows a white woman in a nurse uniform. A skull in his hand holding, the BlAir runs from the eyes of caves Her hair resemble a microscope image of the virus. The name of the manga-woman: Ebola-chan. The image first appeared in August on the website 4chan, the news portal reported vocative. Besides the drawing is: You have been visited by the Ebola-chan. Excruciating pain and death will haunt you if you do not the words I love you Ebola-chan! writing under this post. The image found its way into the Nigerian Forum Nairaland. There s user wrote: "There is a new racist cult in Europe and in the USA you hate Africa pray one Ebola Damon, whom they call Ebola-chan..." Among posted the unknown images that are indicative of an altar for Ebola-chan. Especially in rural areas, the work of the helpers in their blue protective Anzugen is beaugt skeptical. In Guinea, even eight people have been lynched by a mob wutenden last Friday. Of course google translate sucks. But whatever, I got the gist. Here's an article about the lynch mob: http://www.inquisitr.com/1484933/ebola-murders/. People really do believe this is a conspiracy, and 8 people were brutally murdered for it. Health workers trying to contain the virus, no less. Disgusting.
  13. So many PC connections. FUCK YOU S/PDIF. NOBODY LIKES YOU.

    1. <Witty Name>

      <Witty Name>

      have you tried installing gentoo

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    Which Antivirus should I use, dorks?

    Kay, so my AVG premium trial ended, so I've uninstalled that and am now installing Avast. Thanks y'all.
  15. Yeah, nerds. I'm using AVG, but after running a scan with both it and Malwarebytes and having AVG detect 2 threats, and Malwarebytes detect 7 (one of which was a virus), I've realized my long time fathful companion was shit (though, getting free premium trials was SO CASH). So yeah, what should I use, geeklords? Should I just download MSE? I also have Malwarebytes and Spybot. /greg
  16. Expresate

    Fallout series

    Sure, if you want to turn it back into a lawless wasteland full of cannibals and smooth talking tribals. House will have man in space, soon enough. SPACE!
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    Fallout series

    >not using The Vault Why. Nukapedia used to be the Vault. Then Ausir had a temper tantrum.
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    Fallout series

    You guys jelly?
  19. I have just completed the first lesson of my first IT course. BOW DOWN TO ME AS YOUR GOD, AND DESPAIR.

    1. Arm the Homeless

      Arm the Homeless

      Remember to install Adobe Reader if anything goes wrong.

    2. <Witty Name>
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    The Official Random Image Thread!! SPUF style

    Brain, this is why you're my favorite person on Subspuf.
  21. I am a nerd who read the original source material and preferred it to pretty much everything else, and in the original Holmes stories he had a non-curved pipe and was primarily hatless. The curved pipe was actually an anachronism at the time it was introduced (in that one Sherlock Holmes show that made him popular again), but the actor-dude couldn't actually speak and hold a straight pipe in his mouth at the same time, so that sorta just fell into pop-culture and stuck in the sludge of misinformation that coats all of everything. I thought the hat in the show Sherlock was acceptable as a parody of the common misconception as to Holmes's appearance. I am also a nerd who read the original source material, and the deerstalker hat was worn by Holmes even in the original illustrations by Sidney Paget. Though he was usually hatless, or wore a top hat with a suit. The deerstalker was usually worn when they were in travel gear.
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    Which Antivirus should I use, dorks?

    The poll is a tie. Bravo.
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