Idiot Cube

I actually think this is a neat story idea...though it may tell us more about what Bernk thinks of each of us than we want to know. Can I be Buddha's sous-chef?

*parachutes in, throws a necro-grenade, grapples out* I'm really enjoying Just Cause 2. The story is nothing more than various shady characters telling Rico to blow stuff up, and Rico being happy to do so. But that's hardly a problem since blowing stuff up is so much fun. I also like getting around by grapple-parachute. Somehow the act of reeling yourself forward feels so satisfying with that "pew-clikclikclikclik" of the grappling hook. Of course, that's not to say that stealing a plane and jumping out at the last second while it explodes against a tree isn't fun as well. I appreciate an open-world game that makes getting from place to place fun in itself, instead of just letting you either hoof it or fast-travel (cough Skyrim). I could do with a little more mission variety, though. Most of the missions are either "blow up a thing" or "hack a thing with a ridiculously stupid button-pressing minigame", sometimes a combination of the two. But again, blowing stuff up is pretty fun so I won't complain.

What's a pirate's favorite letter?

I am the most culturally refined prankster. and yes Huff I would hit it as well

15 or 20 works.

Uuuuuuugh

CORVETTE GET YOUR MOUTH OUT OF OTHER-CORVETTE'S MOUTH RIGHT NOW DON'T MAKE ME KILL YOUR GREAT-GREAT GRANDFATHER

Commander why Following up on birthday bot posts was my only job!

Well, your imagination didn't think up a dapper young lad who conjures exploding cubes with his mind. Maybe you should get it replaced.

Time paradoxes don't work like that. Now, if they start making out, THEN we'll have a problem.

Wowee. How could I not throw money at this game for that kind of variety? This kind of creativity is what I love about the free-to-play market. *motorboats away on a wave of bitter sarcasm*

A story where everyone dies in the worst way possible: fourth-wall antics.

did·dleˈdidl/verbinformal [*] 1. cheat or swindle (someone) so as to deprive them of something. I beg to differ.

There has been so much diddling. The diddlemeter is off the goddamn chart.

We've been diddled so hard you guys.

Okay...does this ever get more interesting than "go into identical-looking spaceships and shoot all the aliens"? I'm really having a hard time staying interested after completing all the Mercury levels.

Luxo Junior! <3

DON'T COME WIDE WITH ME LAD, OR I'LL SHOVE EVERY ONE O' ME EXPLODIN' CUBES UP YER ARSE! ...is what I'd say if I weren't such a refined gentleman.

I'm a classy, kind-hearted conjurer of combustible cubes. This story's gonna be amazing.

Jack x PM confirmed this is a bad thing for our heroes but it is also awesome

Like I said. Worst best villain.

>no "Cube I, Universe B" your inevitable failure will be quite uninteresting.