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  1. tam

    share your worst jokes

    don't trust anything outhouses say
  2. tam

    share your worst jokes

    what's the least funny paint in tf2
  3. tam

    Stamda's art dump

    i was asked to draw somebody's life dream Spoiler
  4. tam

    TF2 general

    which pagan god did you sacrifice a goat to, moby
  5. tam

    Zoe Quinn

    i still don't fully understand all of this diarrhea flying around
  6. shirtless with a cat in my lap = best

  7. F R I E D R I C E

    1. tam

      tam

      goddamn that was good breakfast mmmmmm

  8. "there's no way akinator will guess this" "Nipples the Enchilada" "god damn it"

    1. FrozenFirebug

      FrozenFirebug

      akinator guessed my dick

    2. Batty Batterson

      Batty Batterson

      He couldn't get Batty Batterson or King Conga 0/10

    3. Doopliss2008

      Doopliss2008

      He failed instantly as soon as I got some chinese history out.

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  9. tam

    TF2 general

    aha i remembered an exchange between myself and my neighbor when i was telling him about the war update in 2009 "dude the demoman got a claymore" "hm alright" "a claymore sword" "oh god what"
  10. tam

    Cooking thread

    boil the bones for an extended period of time; any marrow you can get is phenomenal in soup
  11. i can hear my cat snoring

    1. Stackbabbin' Bumscags

      Stackbabbin' Bumscags

      My cat snores all the time, it's adorable

    2. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      more like asnorable

      heeheehehehheh

    3. FrozenFirebug
  12. tam

    Cooking thread

    yes that was me best site in the whole internet
  13. tam

    Dreams

    i had a dream i passed a guy in an orange shirt at school the next day at school i passed a guy in an orange shirt
  14. tam

    TF2 general

    http://www.welovefine.com/8356-spycrab-plush-pre-purchase.html#.U-xE7_lijKg
  15. tam

    Unturned

    this game is baller if you find a pvp multiplayer server it's hella fun here's some tips i've discovered: - best melee is the sledgehammer; a regular hit to the head will one-shot any zombie and it has long range for a melee weapon; it can also demolish player structures with its power swings - the lever-action shotgun is one of the more user-friendly weapons; fast reload and no need to micromanage ammo boxes or clips, just stacks of shells - if you can find it at one of the farms, the crossbow is hella good too, with ultra-common ammunition and being totally silent with a 6x zoom scope, but its very slow reload makes it poor for pvp if you don't outright kill them, but you can attempt a few shots due to its silence - by far the best weapon in the game is the timberwolf, a sniper rifle with a 20x zoom scope and gaurenteed instant kills on headshot and 8 shots to a clip; however, you can't put any barrel attachments like silencers or flash hiders on it and it weighs 8.8 pounds so you better prioritize around it; it's also rare as hell, most likely found at the helicopter crash on the island in the center of the map - MREs are the best food, recovering 80% hunger AND thirst, but are super rare and only spawn in military zones - the alicepack and rucksack backpacks give you an extra hotbar slot; the alicepack doesn't have as much space as the rucksack but it has about 10 pounds more weight tolerance than it
  16. tam

    Cooking thread

    melt butter in pan put sugar in butter put almonds, walnuts or peanuts in sugarbutter stir until caramelized
  17. tam

    TF2 general

    family business adam sandler stars as lemend neeroy in this wacky slapstick romp, in which his father passes his taxidermy business onto him after his death and he meets the girl of his dreams in the twist of the century !!!
  18. tam

    Pony Discussion

    s3 is pretty bad save for the ones xytwo mentioned, s4 picks it up a hell of a lot though
  19. tam

    Cooking thread

    i'm a cooking enthusiast and i'm a bit of a rangetop man best home fries ever: - fry 2-3 rashers of bacon on a nonstick pan; when done, transfer them to a plate, don't drain the bacon grease from the bacon nor the pan - wash 1 very large or 2 medium potatoes and chop them into very small pieces (about a cubic centimeter each), leaving the skins on; add a small amount (eighth/quarter cup) of canola oil to the pan with the bacon grease still on it and transfer the potatoes to it - cook potatoes, stirring and flipping frequently so they brown evenly - break up bacon and grate swiss or cheddar cheese, add to potatoes, stir so cheese melts evenly - (optional) add some frank's red hot while cheese fries slightly - serve crispy
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