Razputin

Friend walks into class today, asks me how much I love him, and then hands me a fullart foil Melek and tells me I have to make the EDH deck now. Well shit.

Got my order of MtG cards in the mail, found $20 on the sidewalk, and it's like 65 degrees out. Today's been a damn good day.

Aidan Gillen has such a fantastic smug face I love him no matter what role he plays

Remember kids, Red White and Blue are the colors of freedom until they're flashing behind you on the street.

Remember kids, Red White and Blue are the colors of freedom until they're flashing behind you on the street.

seeya space sadboy

I'm trying on a skirt right now and I have no clue why.

there's another new meepo set out who is going to buy it for me?

ow i twisted my ankle and no matter how much i mash e nobody comes to help

Asparagus is god of all vegetables and if you disagree with me you can get out of my face and eat your second-tier food

I have just been griselbrand + dredge + laboratory maniac'd. Feels bad man

I have just been griselbrand + dredge + laboratory maniac'd. Feels bad man

I have just been griselbrand + dredge + laboratory maniac'd. Feels bad man

I have just been griselbrand + dredge + laboratory maniac'd. Feels bad man

:J

i forgot to bring a can opener so i and 2 other people opened a can of ravioli with a key, a pen and a billiard ball

That's so shitposter with more rep than his birthyear

Successfully made a roast chicken without fucking it up. Hell yes.

http://sleepyti.me/ is a real game changer

http://sleepyti.me/ is a real game changer

are you ready for halo reach

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why in god's name does anybody still use tinypic

friendly reminder that anything that isn't skim milk a shit

Apparently there were Christian protesters outside my school today, yelling that we are all damned. What's worse, I missed it :/