Had an odd dream that I was going to my first day at a college and they were in the middle of some campuswide water baloon fight (for lack of better examples it was a lot like the first episode of Sora No Woto where the MC just walks in on a giant water fight not knowing what is going on) and after hanging out with this one girl for a while trying to figure out what was going on I found myself in a car with a bunch of stoners
The stoners put me in the driver seat, but the actual driver's controls were in the back seat and they drove from the back seat while I was in the front. They were driving like crazy so we got pulled over and the cop didn't notice them in the back seat so he thought I was driving it, I tried to explain that I don't have a license yet and that there are two people in the backseat driving and the cop was naturally thinking I'm insane
That's when we suddenly accelerated right down a hill into someone's house
The house was owned by a big guy who didn't seem too fazed that we crashed through his garage door and instead of flipping out, he gave us a speech about how drugs are ruining our lives and how he used to be like that but now he's a successful guy with a family and five sets of washing machines. (No kidding, I counted. Five fucking washing machines with matching dryers. That apparently was an important detail.) I think he told us to clean up the mess and I woke up just as we started to do it
Well that's that I guess