TSA: Nope. Can't allow you to carry that bowling pin. It's a bludgeon.
Man 1: I have a bowling ball though.
TSA: Yep totally fine. Definitely not heavy enough to bludgeon someone.
Man 2: I have a knife. Is that ok?
TSA: Hell no!
Rapist: I just have like 5 vibrators. That's fine right?
TSA: Yes citizen.
TSA: HOLD ON SIR. SOMEONE ARREST THIS GUY
Man 3: What?
TSA: YOU HAVE A BOTTLE OF MAPLE SYRUP
Man 3: So?
TSA: BANNED GEL. FUCK YOU SIR.
NO THAT'S NOT TRUE WE HAVE ICE CREAM PARTIES AND WATER SHOTGUN FIGHTS AND CONTINUOUSLY SHARE ALL KINDS OF BRILLIANT IDEAS THAT WE CAN'T EVEN TELL YOU ABOUT
Arm the Homeless replied to Binary's topic in Techmoology
But honestly, everyone should learn how to use a Linux distro.
With Microsoft being dickbutts about the future of Windows and their crappy tablet-based design and Apple's being subjectively bad, Linux may be the future of PC Gaming.