Medic

Oh my, I've always wanted a dynamic map. Does anyone have a potion of underwater breathing? I have slime balls!

I really hope people don't whinge and make Riot take back their Kog'maw buffs. May I be honest? I only play bot games on Summoner's Rift. All my PVP games are in Howling Abyss or occasionally Twisted Treeline.

It has the potential to be amazing or really awful. I hope it's the former.

Looks rather amusing. Wouldn't buy it though.

Eh, I didn't find it that addictive.

I heard about that. His W costing no mana? That's crazy. Glad that his Q will be more than an attack speed passive with an optional mediocre shred that's barely usable. I've read a few guides that don't bother even getting the first rank of his Q until after level 6.

A server I visit regularly has the ability to capture mobs using eggs. Use it on creepers. It's awesome. Anyway, I found 12 diamonds yesterday woo! If anyone has any slime balls, I'd like one to make a lead. I can offer Lapis Lazuli or maybe an emerald or chicken eggs or something. Also, what's this dynamic map everyone's talking about?

Oh good. Don't want everyone suddenly leading creepers into people's houses and stuff.

So wait, is the community around Spawn slowly falling down or something? Good thing my house at spawn is pretty much empty. There's free carrots there if anyone wants, as long as you replant them after harvesting.

Oh, yeah, Statik Shiv and Phantom Dancer are great. Runaan's is the fourth-fifth-sixth item after those. Blade of the Ruined King or Bloodthirster first, no matter what.

I have my own cookies, thanks.

What about Runaan's Hurricane on Kog'Maw? Triple the deadly barrage of spit.

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So I'm wondering what to do now. I've looked all over the place for a Nether Fortress but nada. Gui13st, are you walking all that way?

Jinx's passive though allows her to race out of trouble should she get a kill or assist. You don't need mobility but it helps a lot, particularly as a lot of assassins have high mobility too now days. For long range, Kog'Maw can rely on both his W and R, and his R builds based on ability power. Sometimes I find it's nice to build a bit of both though. You get Blade of the Ruined King and you're all set.

That's just cruel. Poor guy, hope he gets better.

Last night was a mess of dreams, which goes to show that my mind has been taken over by video games. Running around in the Nether being chased by Ghasts as Kog'Maw with a bonesaw. I haven't even PLAYED as Kog'Maw since I got that pentakill.

This is my list. Note that most of them, I'm not very good at them nor are they ideal champions for their lane. Top: Cho'Gath Jungle: Fiddlesticks Mid: Ziggs/Veigar/AP Kog'Maw Support: Sona/Thresh/Lulu/Soraka ADC: Ashe/Kog'Maw I don't know why Kog'Maw is considered a Marksman. He lacks any real mobility and is really slow by default, and all his abilities scale on Ability Power. Only his W (increase in attack range, does a percentage of health as damage) would be considered great for carries. Before the days where every champion had some sort of non-Flash speed boost, I can see him really kicking ass, but now that lack of movement really hurts. It's annoying because I love that little monster.

Anyone want more netherrack? I'm having trouble getting glowstone. There are like 4 Ghasts constantly flying around my Nether Portal and it's right out in the open so I've had to dig tunnels everywhere.

Surely there are other things we ought to be concentrating on, right? "Bossy" isn't even that bad a word. It describes any person of forcefully pushing other people around, regardless of gender. If their campaign was to ban the word 'slut' or 'whore' or 'faggot' or some other mass-derogatory term, they'd have a slightly larger reason to exist, but this is silly.