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Man, I sure love Walkers crisps

wow great fantastic now this is an improvement

Just had the same unpleasant dream twice in one night. Generic medieval-ish setting I guess, two other people, standing in field, dude tells me to hold out my arm. Then he tries to cut it off slightly forward from the elbow but fucks up and his sword doesn't go all the way through. Second guy grabs my arm and uses the existing cut as leverage to just snap that part off directly backwards, having to twist at the end to get the last skin flap I guess. I woke up at that point confused and with my arm hurting. Then I went back to sleep and the same thing happens again because dream-me just doesn't fucking learn not to shove your arm way out when a guy with a sword asks you to