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Just had one where I was in the pov of a kiosk worker at a train station.i was having a conversation with an older guy in a suit when he asked me if k believed in the Bible. I said no and he fucking punched me in the face, which felt really real. Got all dizzy and fell down. Anyway I knock him out with a drop kick to the chest and drag him to the employee cubicle while the others around call 911. Before they can he start sputtering blood or something. Turns out he has a large worm in his brain or heart and I decide the best way to save him is shrinking down and putting the works in someone else's body because I didn't want to hurt the worms? Mask after trying this and very heavily damaging two peoples' bodies, including brains, i decide to give up and leave. The shotfreezes, the camera pans out, and shows me and my family in a theater watching this. My character on the screen in an anthropomorphic hot dog and we have been watching the prequel of Sausage Party what the fuck

where were you when /pol/ was sending airstrikes on terrorist camps

Does it happen on a full moon?