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Just had a very rapidfire changing one. Firat at segment had me doing a speedrun of Super Mario Sunshine at SGDQ but I and the crowd fucked around so much and got so drunk that the run took exactly five hours. after that I cleaned up the room and stumbled out into a castle grounds which was some kind of boarding school. The headmaster came out and read a list of names. This listed the people who had to do some really dangerous and fight other students to the death. I tried to petition my excuse by saying i'd need to commute from Germany every time but they didn't care. My assigned opponent was a guy who suffered a double leg amputation but I looked down and I was missing a leg myself so it was ok then it again changed to someone's apartment in urban Japan. It was 3 AM and I had missed the last bus out of there for the night. The person I was visiting told me to just wait but I decided to make pizza from scratch and then get on a train. I left and got on the train which spat me out in the middle of a shopping center. It had a intranet community on its computer terminals that people were using to whore out upvotes. I went outside to another train station (which had a design I'm 100% sure has featured in my dreams before) AMD boarded the train. then I woke up what the fuck

Last night I dreamt a friend of mine woke me up by crawling under the sheets of my, snuggling up to me and excitedly telling me he had a huge piss fetish. I repeatedly told him that I did not want to know that but he kept vividly describing what he liked about it so much I think it's actually gonna be awkward when I see him irl again

Tropico 4 is free on Humble Store for a little while.