TheOnlyGuyEver

That almost fuckin sucked. My dog has a tumor on her breast. But we checked it out and it's not harmful. On a completely unrelated note, I have been playing Goldeneye on emulator with a keyboard and mouse in fuckin 1080p quality, and holy FUCK. Having played on my 64, and then having played this, I can say that this is the way the game was meant to be played. It goes from clunky shooter where the game aims for you to fucking Doom but with James Bond where you're running around nonstop at a million miles per hour and doing 360 headshots with the sniper rifle. I fucking love it.

I prefer to go with forward Level 2 on certain maps.

Very nice! I did something similar once:

But there's a Luigi costume! It's King K. Rool and Smash all over again...

Only thing that mattered was the new Mario Tennis. Everyone was looking fresh as fuck.

FBIce cream truck

There aren't any

I've never seen a steam picture with myself in it. And fun fact: The Cow Mangler's rockets actually have a different point of origin than the Rocket Launcher and the Original (and all other primaries). It's noticeably more towards the center than the Rocket Launcher, but not completely centered like the Original.

Mannnn, fuckin shitty bullshit dream last night. So I was making a pizza, right? Some dude knocks on my door. I vaguely recognize him as one of my brother's old school friends, though I don't think he actually was. Dude whips out a switchblade and starts shanking me, piece a shit. Had to force the shank from his hand and drive him outta the house with it, then I called 911 and woke up. Guess dream-911 is just going back to the real world where you're not shanked. Didn't even get to eat the pizza...

Ban Abbicus.

http://store.steampowered.com/app/248330/Dino_Run_DX/ Dino Run DX is as cheap as it's ever been right now. For a little over a dollar, It's well worth I'd say. All sales from here on go towards funding Dino Run 2, as well.

There's a little bar. Been there for like a year, c'mon man. And I dunno what you're talking about, fuckin everyone is on the new maps, when I queue for them I get matches set on those in like 15 seconds cause everyone's out for the contracts.

Cold mold on a slate plate.

Fuck, I remember the original post.

Holy fuck Habib got fucking destroyed.

Good article. I agree with a lot of the stuff. I actually have a different cosmetic loadout on each of my 4 Demo loadouts. First is normal Demoman (demolition stuff), second is Demoknight (Scottish cosmetics), third is Sticky Jumper (changes between cowboy and rastafarian), and fourth is a wildcard. Right now it's a stereotypical Mexican and I go around smashing people with a bottle. But yeah, it's amazing what you can do when you just aim for a theme and try to make it. Like right off the top of my head I can cite a dozen combinations for Demo that range from sci-fi, western, urban, military, Scottish, and everything in between.

Dreamt one of my best friend took me hostage. Escaped and got him arrested. Hah!

Classic one

Dumb

Had a kick-ass fuckin radical dream last night. I flew to Australia and enlisted in the military. And of course because it's Australia there's giant bugs and shit. During bootcamp I got in the bed on a pickup with some other dudes and we went down this kind of trenched backroad. On the right it was all woods, on the left a big field, which turned into woods eventually. So we're driving and then a fuckin big ass herd of these big ass bugs starts moving down the field going the opposite direction of us. They were called "great converse beetles" and looking like centipedes, except the segments were fatter and rounder, and only had an exoskeleton on the top, which was black, and their bellies were red, with white fur where their legs began. They kinda moved on the back half of their set of legs, with the front half of themselves held up off the ground, looking forward. Oh and they were also 250 feet tall from belly to back and 150 feet long from head to tail. Apparently they were super aggressive if you got near them bu otherwise didn't care if you kept your distance. So we're driving with these giant fuckin great converse beetles going opposite to the left of us, and then a herd of giant fuckin goats the size of the beetles come outta the woods at the far left of the field and start battering the beetles, so now the giant goats and the giant beetles are fighting and killing each other. Shit was awesome. Eventually I left Australia cause I had a dentist appointment. And to think my dream the night before was literally just me taking a shower and then playing SMB1 on the NES.