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  1. Today, in order to complete my trendy transformation, I must post some weeb crap. Unfortunately, I haven’t watched any anime, but I do know just enough about Touhou, so that’ll have to do! I bring to you all, my DEFINITIVE TOUHOU TIER LIST! This list is objective, so don’t try arguing it! It’s not gonna work!


     

    The DEFINITIVE Touhou Top 25 List

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    25. The Prismriver Sisters

    When they are alone, they’re totally trash tier toohoos. But together, they become an unstoppable powerhouse!

     

     

    24. Yamame Kurodani

    I don’t like spiders one bit, but spider toohoos on the other hand. They’re okay.

     

     

    23. Hecatia Lapislazuli

    She has the dumbest name and design ever but I can’t help but love her for it.

     

     

    22. Kaguya Houraisan

    Way better than that Mokou bitch. #teamkaguya

     

     

    21. Ichirin Kumoi

    She’s only here because of that cloud genie guy. She’s a real sucker without him.

     

     

    20. Shinmyoumaru Sukuna

    She is the cutest darn thing ever. But she isn’t quite good enough for top 10!

     

     

    19. Shikieiki Yamaxanadu

    I don’t know what to say about her, other than I like her hat.

     

     

    18. Kagerou Imaizumi

    If Twilight has taught us anything, werewolves are cooler than vampires. Fuck you, Scarlet Sisters…!

     

     

    17. Sekibanki

    ...But nothing is cooler than a headless horseman…!

     

     

    16. Wakasagihime

    ...Except maybe a cute mermaid.

     

     

    15. Satori Komeiji

    She’s cool and all, but she has nothing on her sister!

     

     

    14. Hong Meiling

    Please stop Hong Meiling abuse. She’s overworked and I feel sorry for her.

     

     

    13. Doremy Sweet

    The master of being cool, hip, and smug. Also doubles as Santa Claus.

     

     

    12. Byakuren Hijiri

    Jiggle physics.

     

     

    11. Clownpiece

    Any character who’s good enough to be Donald Trump’s waifu is good enough to be my waifu.

     

     

    10. Tenshi Hinanawi

    She has ten in her name, so she’s automatically ten. Sorry guys, I didn’t have a choice.

     

     

    9. Mima

    She’d be higher if she weren’t dead.

     

     

    8. Letty Whiterock

    She’s fat, and that’s not a bad thing!

     

     

    7. Utsuho Reiuji

    She was a total team carry for me in Touhoumon. A real MVP!

     

     

    6. Yukari Yakumo

    She's the baddest bitch around.

     

     

    5. Koishi Komeiji

    As the official Koishi of SPUF, it’d be a shame if I put her any lower than this. But, believe me when I say that I wanted to put her lower than this.

     

     

    4. Mononobe no Futo

    10/10, would main.

     

     

    3. Yuyuko Saigyouji

    This fatass has the best final boss theme, and I once saw a picture of her with some pretty nice legs! Hot diggity!

     

     

    2. Parsee Mizuhashi

    Guys, I am not kidding when I say that Parsee is the perfect Toohoo. She has the best little songs, and she has the dumbest little scarf. And in spite of her grouchy attitude, her official art has the happiest face I ever did see. She might have even been #1, but then she’d have no one to be jealous of!

     

     

    1. Hina Kagiyama

    Take that, Parsee.

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    And now you know who the best TOOHOOS are! If your favorites weren't on the list, you better get yourself a new favorite.

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    2. LordCOVID Monkey

      LordCOVID Monkey

      Never fear! Now that I've completed my trendy transformation, I plan on going back to my old ways.

    3. Gyokuyoutama

      Gyokuyoutama

      Not having all 3 yakumos on a top 25 list.

       

      What the hell is wrong with you.

    4. LordCOVID Monkey

      LordCOVID Monkey

       

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      "And now you know who the best TOOHOOS are! If your favorites weren't on the list, you better get yourself a new favorite."

       

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