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25: Captain Murasa

She bullies the boating Toohoos, like Komachi and Futo! And I like Komachi and Futo!

24: Shizuha Aki

I like her, I really do. The thing is, nobody else does.

23: Flandre Scarlet

Her theme isn’t even that great, guys. And Remilia is the better of the sisters, anyway!

22: Ran Yakumo

She isn’t here just to tick off a certain somebody… The thing is, I REALLY don’t like cat girls!

21: Satono Nishida

I don’t even know what to say about her, that’s how little I care.

20: Jo’on Yorigami

The first time I saw her I thought she had a mole on her face, and I thought it was the most perfect thing. Needless to say, I was disappointed when I found out she didn’t have a mole.

19: Alice Margatroid

Still lives in her mother’s basement and plays with dolls. What a goddamn loser.

18: Medicine Melancholy

Still lives in her mother’s basement and plays with herself. What a goddamn loser.

17: Nazrin

She’s just a silly little Chen knockoff!

16: Seiran

I hate these damn rabbits.

15: Tewi Inaba

Seriously, I hate them.

14: Ringo

These rabbits need to go! (Except for Reisen, because she is a badass!)

13: Kogasa Tatara

I accidentally put her here. I love Kogasa, and she could kick Yukari and Yuuka’s ass anyday. They carry umbrellas... BUT THIS BITCH IS AN UMBRELLA!

12: Sakuya Izayoi

She needs to stop bullying Meiling.

11: Chiyuri Kitashirakawa

She dabbed.

10: Iku Nagae

Tenshi was gonna be here again, but she can’t be 10th best and worst. So here’s Iku. She’s like the bad version of Tenshi.

9: Cirno

If I hear another nine joke, I might just scream!

8: Seija Kijin

Seija is one of those “love to hate” characters, so it was inevitable she’d appear on a worst toohoo tier list.

7: The Three Mischievous Fairies

It only seems fair that I put a trio on this list like it did with the best Toohoos list. But unlike the Prismriver Sisters, these guys have no redeeming qualities.

6: Hatate Himekaidou

Discount Aya!

5: Okina Matara

She’s cute and all, until you realize that she’s just Junko’s reject sister! That being said, I still love her theme, despite it just being a messy mash-up of past themes. Heck, is anything about her original?!

4: Suika Ibuki

Like a way less cool version of Yuugi. Who also happens to be a loli.

3: Not-Benben

I can’t even remember her name. Not for the life of me.

2: Reimu Hakurei

An absolutely despicable character. She goes around bullying innocent Toohoos, and doesn’t even apologize! She’s also a dirty cheater who makes rules so she has the advantage, not cool, Reimu! She’s cute, but so is every Toohoo, so her one redeeming quality is moot. Now, I ask you, what could be worse than this shit-stain of a Toohoo?

1: Evil Eye Sigma

How the fuck did this Eldritch Abomination get in my Toohoo!?