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10. Sunny D

This isn’t really orange juice as much as it is fermented cat piss, but it makes the cut. It didn’t really have much to compete with, though.

9. Minute Maid

Maids shouldn’t be making me juice. They should be making my bed.

8. Dole

Very DOLE in flavor. Please stick to pineapple juice and the Enchanted Tiki Room, Dole!

7. Simply Orange

Pretty lackluster if I do say so myself. The other flavors of “Simply” rank much higher, so there’s no need for this stuff.

6. Sunkist

I didn’t know they made orange juice, but they make a pretty decent orange soda. But it doesn’t have anything on Fanta, so I can only assume that their orange juice is also second-rate.

5. Florida’s Natural

Florida is pretty much one of the worst states in the US. But their juice is far from the worst!

4. Tropicana

At the time of writing this, this is the only kind of orange juice I had in the fridge for “The Official Taste Test”. It was alright, I guess. Coulda been better.

3. Ocean Spray

Has the gall to claim that it is, in fact, 100% Orange Juice. Good for them.

2. Delsym

Tastes good and is good for you. Mmm, mmm! Good!

1. Straight From the Source

The only true 100% orange juice. All these other juices are 100% sugar, but this! This is true, 100% orange juice!

fuck you!