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Hello friends! I return again to post one last bit of weeb stuff! Since I posted the BEST 25 Touhou Tier, I figured it was necessary that I posted the more controversial counterpart... The DEFINITIVE Touhou Top 25: Worst Edition! Please keep in mind that this list is, once again, objective, so don't hate on me if you don't like it! Hate on your own terrible taste!
The DEFINITIVE Touhou Top 25: Worst Edition!
Spoiler25: Captain Murasa
She bullies the boating Toohoos, like Komachi and Futo! And I like Komachi and Futo!
24: Shizuha Aki
I like her, I really do. The thing is, nobody else does.
23: Flandre Scarlet
Her theme isn’t even that great, guys. And Remilia is the better of the sisters, anyway!
22: Ran Yakumo
She isn’t here just to tick off a certain somebody… The thing is, I REALLY don’t like cat girls!
21: Satono Nishida
I don’t even know what to say about her, that’s how little I care.
20: Jo’on Yorigami
The first time I saw her I thought she had a mole on her face, and I thought it was the most perfect thing. Needless to say, I was disappointed when I found out she didn’t have a mole.
19: Alice Margatroid
Still lives in her mother’s basement and plays with dolls. What a goddamn loser.
18: Medicine Melancholy
Still lives in her mother’s basement and plays with herself. What a goddamn loser.
17: Nazrin
She’s just a silly little Chen knockoff!
16: Seiran
I hate these damn rabbits.
15: Tewi Inaba
Seriously, I hate them.
14: Ringo
These rabbits need to go! (Except for Reisen, because she is a badass!)
13: Kogasa Tatara
I accidentally put her here. I love Kogasa, and she could kick Yukari and Yuuka’s ass anyday. They carry umbrellas... BUT THIS BITCH IS AN UMBRELLA!
12: Sakuya Izayoi
She needs to stop bullying Meiling.
11: Chiyuri Kitashirakawa
She dabbed.
10: Iku Nagae
Tenshi was gonna be here again, but she can’t be 10th best and worst. So here’s Iku. She’s like the bad version of Tenshi.
9: Cirno
If I hear another nine joke, I might just scream!
8: Seija Kijin
Seija is one of those “love to hate” characters, so it was inevitable she’d appear on a worst toohoo tier list.
7: The Three Mischievous Fairies
It only seems fair that I put a trio on this list like it did with the best Toohoos list. But unlike the Prismriver Sisters, these guys have no redeeming qualities.
6: Hatate Himekaidou
Discount Aya!
5: Okina Matara
She’s cute and all, until you realize that she’s just Junko’s reject sister! That being said, I still love her theme, despite it just being a messy mash-up of past themes. Heck, is anything about her original?!
4: Suika Ibuki
Like a way less cool version of Yuugi. Who also happens to be a loli.
3: Not-Benben
I can’t even remember her name. Not for the life of me.
2: Reimu Hakurei
An absolutely despicable character. She goes around bullying innocent Toohoos, and doesn’t even apologize! She’s also a dirty cheater who makes rules so she has the advantage, not cool, Reimu! She’s cute, but so is every Toohoo, so her one redeeming quality is moot. Now, I ask you, what could be worse than this shit-stain of a Toohoo?
1: Evil Eye Sigma
How the fuck did this Eldritch Abomination get in my Toohoo!?
Now you know the worst Toohoos are! If your favorites weren't on this list, good for you! Anyway, I don't think I'm cut out being trendy like this. I'm done posting this weeb stuff. I shall return to my regularly scheduled programming soon!
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Just find out which ones Corv likes and do the opposite. It'll be super hilarious!
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