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From one picky eater to another, mashed potatoes are delicious, you should really try them. I will say don't try it with instant mashed potatoes though, science hasn't perfected that yet and it tastes a lot worse than actual mashed potatoes. I thought I'd hate stuffing at first but when I first tried it I actually really liked it.

Aside from the minor fire on the stovetop it was Thanksgiving as normal. I should pick up some fire extinguishers tomorrow... or later today is more accurate I guess. But then again dirt and salt worked and that's cheaper. And no food got ruined so can you even call it a fire? Not even mashed potatoes?

Happy Thanksgiving you bastards.

Well if they were at the center of the world they wouldn't be called the eastern bloc now would they?

The best argument against the world being flat is that if it were flat there'd be a video of some Russian teen hanging off the edge of it.

I like the twist you get when you reach max rank with Solaris United. And by like I mean it jumpscared me and my friends.

Fallout Seventy-Shit seems like it could be a really good game if they didn't make completely retarded decisions like removing human NPCs (oh boy can't wait to see if Mrs. Jones is dead or a robot) and making PvP worthless. What a shame.

It didn't seem that bad to me. Not ideal, but not nearly as bad as

Reminded me of this: Fortnite dances are so shitty, I'm gonna be sad when Fortnite is no longer a meme game.

I forgot that sometimes people live in places where it gets cold. The only thing I have to worry about is the massive air pollution caused by half the state of California being on fire combined with unfortunate winds. Walking around town this evening felt like shit because every breath brought in what felt like 50% soot and it always smelled like something was on fire, which I guess it was so that's not surprising. The sun was pure red, though, and it looked really cool. I would've taken a picture but by the time I got to a suitable place it was already too dim.

One of the more interesting theories I've heard about WW1 over the years is probably the one that says it happened primarily because of railroad timetables. Ah, World War 1. What a war! So much more interesting than WW2, in my opinion. Assuming you have a backyard you could just use the ol' hose. Or go into the city park at the dead of night.

I didn't think the animation would be that smooth, you impressed me. Dusted off the Newgrounds account and gave you 5 stars, good job man,

No it's real. I took it out back and after a bit it scampered into the backyard.

Now I can't eat bananas and candy corn because of spiders. My culinary options are dwindling fast.

Just wanted to get some discounted candy corn, man. They didn't tell me they'd have a fucking spider in there, man. Thought I felt something weird but I convinced myself I was just going crazy. Then I look over and see that.

I never played Diablo but I have two friends who are big Diabloheads and they say it's awful, and I'm inclined to agree. An ARPG on mobile seems really shit, especially when it's not a new IP. But sadly, it probably will make a lot of money.

I've only ever been a sonybrony or a pcfat so I wouldn't have much platform variety, sadly. My Summer Car is probably one of those games you either love or hate, if the idea of a game that involves you building a rusty hunk of shit in the boonies where 95% of the time you die (permanently, although it is optional) is because you took a corner too fast or slammed into a tree appeals to you, you should try it. Actually BUILDING the car is probably the easiest, safest thing you can do, although it will take you a while especially if it's your first time, especially if you do it without using a guide (I'm not that badass, I always have this page open when I need it.) In my opinion you do need to dedicate a few hours each session though, so that could be a turnoff. And I googled TF2 just looking for the boxart, but I saw that come up so I just had to put it there - who am I to defy fate?

Payday 1 has a lot less weapons and heists in it than 2 but they're all very distinct as opposed to 2 which, while I of course still love it, also has some redundant levels, especially since Harvest and Trustee seemed to be in every other heist at launch. And not to mention Overkill seems addicted to throwing in new heisters who will NEVER get new lines like Rust and Ethan and Hila.